I've just come in for some TLC. The Idiot is being a complete and utter a******e again and I've had DD on the phone alternating between crying and raging. Then my DN rang to complain about her exhusband and to ask me to go to court with her again. I feel like a piece of chewed string! The man is here cleaning the carpets (YIPPEE) but I can't do anything as the house is upside down. I think I might go and try the GF brownie recipe that I found and, probably, eat the lot!!
On the subject of loos, DD2 locked herself in the loo at the Pompidou Centre when she was about 4. Strange how every French word we ever knew vanished as a 4 year old screamed blue murder. And, of course, one of my claims to fame is using a Japanese toilet on the bullet train travelling at what seemed like a million miles an hour!