The other thread where somebody's grandma called the Dulux Dog the Durex Dog reminded me of something my mum did.
Some years ago when mum came to stay for a week, I took her to have her hair done and the hairdresser put serum on her hair to give it some shine. |Mum was pleased with the result.
When I visited her a couple of weeks later, she said she'd been to Boots to get a tube of "that semen".
"The young man gave me a very funny look", Mum said, "He didn't undersstand what I wanted but we managed to sort it out eventually".
Good Morning Tuesday 23rd April St Georges Day