Just found this in a book I am reading. It comes from Soren Kierkegaard.
"Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted? And if I am compelled to take part in it, where is the director? I want to see him."
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?