Are we elderly or middleaged.

Right
Every body " cheese"
Got it
Off to Hyde park.
At least we don't need to chill the bubbly !
Where's baggy? She says she's the champion tootle opener!o

Baggy's here. Never fear. Hand over the champers bottles. Where am I firing the corks?

Quick! get a glass under this!

Nothing like a glass of the Widow to get you feeling ready for a march round the park! Cheers to all you women who have braved the weather to make our presence felt!

Trust me to show up once the glasses were out I have brought my vuvuzela.

Hello all!
Oh oh oh. The widow! Lovely. My favourite!
Only had it once mind you, someone else was buying
Mmm! Lovely!
Yes please baggy, a top up would be nice.
Now whom am I aiming these rockets at?

You and your vuvuzela glassortwo ...Ezra's disappeared. Now what's bagitha going to say?

Baggy! Don't aim the corks at that copulating couple!
I'm surprised they can do it in these temperatures!

Blow those vuvuzelas glass - the horses are trained for crowd control and fiesty women - they won't bolt!

Here's my glass - hang on - just adjusting my ipad!
That's more like it - bubbly to chase the pain away......yum

Baggy'll just say: Daft cat. It'll scrounge its way home. Never fear.

Is anyone ready for a lap round this bit of the park with our placards? I've spotted a group of people over there by the fountain that might be interested in what we're protesting about. They're all wearing hoodies and holding cans, so they're obviously out relaxing and not in a rush to go anywhere. Off we go.....

Well ...if I'd have known that ...I would have 'lost' him months ago ... especially as the only thing he'd eat was roast chicken!!

Wot - those youf trying to look hard - they're pussy-cats. If we all go over mob handed they'll scarper.

Just send daft cat to say 'hi'

C'mon Butternut let's go and have a chat with them. Bring the daft cat and I'll bring my soft dog!

Hay u lot
We are the grannies
We are the grannies
For everEtc

Move over lads let us sit down!
That cigarette smoke smells odd? Can I try some?

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Bagism, shagism, dragism, madism, ragism, tagism
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

Ohhh sorry that was a different march.

Right carol - I'll bring my favourite winged beast snowflake - they'll love the pets - big softies.

I'll get them to cause some aggro for the Snowflake emoticon which I have just resurrected .......

jeni, keep your eye on the ball. We're not here to fraternise with hoodies! Those ciggies won't do you any good... Oi!

Yes - sonny, I mean you. Well, you are wearing hoodies aren't you?

Help! Carol! This is more your line of country - know what I mean?

[lgrin] - love it glass

Oh, no....! Jeni is trying to get a spliff off those lads. Keep walking, ladeez - let's get over to the other side of the park before the police start showing an interest. Pssst Jeni - over here, quick! Nooooo....on your own, not with him.....! OOOhhh, now where's she going???

Oh look, Daft Cat has made a new friend.

jeni, behave!

I am behaving, says she.

Aye! Badly, says I.

Oh strewth - now they're showing carol their tatts -

and as for jeni - she knows a bit about spliff and it being good for arthritis - think she's dealin'

glasspiece of what?
I think I'm getting a touch tiddlywinks!
Why?
I only had 2 vodkas before I came, and 2 or was it3
Baggy, how many glasses have I had?