Are we elderly or middleaged.

The wretched cat is called Ezra. Why? He told me that was his name.

Oh golly, I thought you guys had really blown it and taken the internet down. My connection to GN went down!

Good. I vote we spend half an hour here delivering our petitions and then go to our party meeting in Hyde park!
Oh dear, is that policeman strong enough to take 2 metric tonnes of petition inside?

My horses transform into police horses - so although they look as if they are batton charging on horseback, they are really protecting us...........

Hurry up bagitha ...I've got that wretched cat of your's that hitched a ride home with me last time I used my broomstick...I really want to give him back!!

Ladies! Well come. Please sign this sheet as you arrive so we know whose here and can notify NOK if there are any fatalities. I think boudicca's chariot and the flesh eating horses are the biggest risks!
Ok
Onward and----.? I've forgotten
Where am I?
What am I doing here?
This is Downing street isn't it?
Have I been elected PM?

Where are we going to land? Will be be able to put down in Downing Street, or will we get shifted straight away if we do that? What about creating a distraction so the police don't see us arriving by number 10's doorstep?

Just de-icing my supersonic broomstick. Have set the satnav for Westminster. Look out! We have lift-off!

Boudicca away! The horses are flying, nostrils flaring and snorting - Carol - if there's no tardis, hop on board - plenty of room........

Are you dressed proper - purple, green and white.........away

Crumbs! I'm stood here looking in the sky for the tardis! Get ready to give me a hand up if I take a running jump on, will you? Don't leave the dog hanging by her lead. Here I commmmmmeeee......oops!

March of the Women Lyrics:

www.sandscapepublications.com/intouch/marchwords.html

Ok. Every body in line?
Boudicca, keep that chariot stationary until we start! The scythes on the wheels are making the police a little nervous!
Jingle! Put that young PC down. You don't know where he's been. I hope I don't have to tell you again!
Ok,on the count of three,
One two three
March, march etc!

Almost ready....

My chariot is still in the barn, with the (6) winged horses.... Waiting for it to become frosted in beautiful snowflakes then I will take up the banner and cry with the wind, march and shout with hope, head held high, the warriors' anthem! .

I know we are having virtual fun here, but can we spare a moment to think of the long dead ladies who made it all possible? Not just the suffragettes but people like Marie Stopes, Elizabeth Blackwell and other female pioneers!

Ok Boudicca over to you. Get that chariot ready.
Baggy, you're supposed to be in the chariot with your spear and streamers, not chatting up that dishy PC!

[Hmm] - that combo is a bit of a stretch for me, bagitha.

Back later. Cooking dinner. Have sweet potato and olives in mind. Will it work?".....

I'm not in charge, jeni is! It was her idea! (wasn't it?)


PS for jess, the "some of don't flaunt" comment was not directed at any individuals. Just in case that was what got to you. My way of saying I'll do my own thing and I don't have to tell anyone. In fact, on the whole, I'd rather not.

Right!
Shout, shout, up with your song
Cry with the wind for the dawn is breaking.
March, march, sing ye along
Wide blows our banner
And hope is breaking,

I presume we all know the rest. Our grandmothers must have been awesome!

I'm just getting myself sorted out and will await the tardis in the next hour or so. Has it got far to travel this time?

Ok back to planA
Downing street it is!

Just checked the Witney Tories web site and there doesn't seem to be much going on there this weekend! Might as well invade Downing Street - at least give the Met something to think about, especially if anyone turns up with a broomstick.

We'll have a stretcher section for the wounded kitty. Don't want you doing anything that will set you back after that horrible experience.

Looks like our march may need to be divided into various sections to reflect the different issues we are bringing to 'CallMeDave's' attention in Whitney (is that where we're heading?)

kittybrilliant idea! Or ideal as we say say round here. 5 stars for it!

Ooh I'm bringing fireworks to set off round the fire. Shall we burn an effigy of-------?