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To want to have a famous bum?

(33 Posts)
helshea Mon 22-Oct-12 06:45:39

I am going to start a rumour about how lovely my bum .. then I can make loads of money writing articles for newspapers about how to entertain and hold perfect parties.... NOT! and become a major celeb.... just because I have a pert bottom.. (don't tell anyone I am a fraud though)

kittylester Mon 22-Oct-12 07:21:39

Mine could be the biggestgrin

Bez Mon 22-Oct-12 07:26:09

Shall we start a competition - all photos by the weekend please!!! grin

Greatnan Mon 22-Oct-12 08:24:27

Mine could be the wrinkliest (do not lose weight quickly!)

absentgrana Mon 22-Oct-12 08:41:39

Does this have anything to do with a certain Pippa person? I don't really know what my bum looks like these days as I don't have a full length mirror in my bedroom and I'm damned if I'm going to stand naked on a chair staring over my shoulder into the dressing table mirror.

shysal Mon 22-Oct-12 08:46:30

Here is a picture of my bum (not really) - it gave the family a good laugh when circulated at this time last year. grin

Gally Mon 22-Oct-12 09:33:19

Mine has decreased in size of late - if only the rest of me would too wink

annodomini Mon 22-Oct-12 09:58:47

Same here Gally. I used to be a 'pear' and now seem to be the dreaded 'apple'.

Grannylin Mon 22-Oct-12 10:18:45

Mine has decreased alarmingly, to the point where I need to sit on a cushion!Are there any exercises you can do to make it come back?

Grannyeggs Mon 22-Oct-12 11:09:32

Mine is enormous and I expect I could make it famous by posting it on You Tube, but my family would be mortified and never speak to me again.hmm

absentgrana Mon 22-Oct-12 11:11:33

How would your family – all of them – know it was your bum Grannyeggs, especially if you used a nom de derrière?

glammanana Mon 22-Oct-12 11:19:28

LOL and fall off stool on my bum !!!

Grannyeggs Mon 22-Oct-12 11:23:12

You're right absent, they would never guess La derrière des ouefs a la Grandmere. Who knows it may go viral..grin However I have a lot to do, so maybe not now..

glassortwo Mon 22-Oct-12 12:36:25

grin absent I now have a vision of you balanced on a chair straining a look over your shoulder grin

absentgrana Mon 22-Oct-12 13:17:45

glass That is bound to put you right off your lunch. smile

numberplease Mon 22-Oct-12 15:53:55

Shysal, that picture could very well be me..............except that to my knowledge, I`ve never had a pumpkin painted on my bum!

soop Mon 22-Oct-12 16:37:11

I'll settle with one I have. It's droopier than it was...but then it matches the rest of me! grin

Smoluski Mon 22-Oct-12 19:35:15

have to wear plasters on my it rubs them when I walk....otherwise it's a happy smiley bum..

absentgrana Mon 22-Oct-12 19:43:37

Actually, I have always had a silly boy's bum. Nothing feminine for someone to get to grips with. I wear size 6 and 8 jeans. I've got boobs though, but they are drifting south. Do you remember the pencil test? I could cling on to an entire pencil case, ruler and geometry set (possibly even a typewriter) for at least six months these days. [aarrgh emoticon]

Ana Mon 22-Oct-12 19:45:06

I don't think I'd ever have passed the pencil test, even in my teens. Always droopy....sad

Elegran Mon 22-Oct-12 19:53:45

Stephen Fry said on QI that he could grip Colin Montgomery under his.

goldengirl Mon 22-Oct-12 19:58:43

Weeelll, since I changed to another Pilates class, DH says my bum has changed shape too - for the better! So look out Ms Pippa you may have competition grin

Sook Mon 22-Oct-12 22:36:32

absent grin

feetlebaum Thu 25-Oct-12 09:12:20

As a raving heterosexual, I have to say that Miss Middleton's rear elevation is overrated... did you know that Bob Hope used to call Doris Day 'JB'? It stood for 'Jut Butt'...

petallus Thu 25-Oct-12 09:16:20

If I could choose any bum I wanted I'd have Doris Day's as it was when she was Calamity Jane. And then I'd be able to go around in buckskins grin