Just got back from a pub lunch. The landlady, whom we've known for years, waved Hello as we stood at the bar. She's a very large lady but I wish DH hadn't muttered, 'She doesn't get any slimmer, does she?' in a stage whisper that could have been heard in the next village!
He then wondered why she didn't 'pop over to see us like she usually does'
A rather ancient waitress then took our order and I tried not to make eye contact with DH because all I could think of was Julie Walters in the 'Two Soups' sketch and one gaffe was quite enough for one day (or so I hoped)
However, worse was to come because when she brought the bill he asked, 'How long have you been working here then.....70 years??????
These days he makes Prince Phillip look like a beginner.
I left her a large tip!
Shall we reboot our cartoons thread again? 😁
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic