An early phrase that I loathe is "can I get" but a more recent one is the word curate which is used in place of collect, or select etc. Recent examples:
The Guardian" the BBC's failure to curate some news event responsibly"
A description of someone's collection of china pig money boxes (once given away free) as being "carefully curated"
A delicatessen which provides "a perfectly curated picnic"
To my mind the misuse of the word devalues the work of museum and gallery curators.
To obliterate your address on packaging
Is there such a thing as delicious ready meals?
Shall we reboot our cartoons thread again? 😁