Does anyone else have daft moments? I've just managed to stop myself flinging out the milk bottles to the birds, while the handful of bread for them remained on the kitchen table.
The best one I heard was my friend Audrey when I was office-based. She arrived early at work one day carryng a full Marks & Spencer bag. "I didn't know they opened so early," I said to her, eyeing the bag.
She looked at it like she'd only just noticed it and said: "Eeek! I was on my way to the bin with this - it's full of rubbish!" She'd carried it all the way to work and even sat with it on the bus.
