I remember when my eldest son was a toddler he ran into a lift in a department store and the doors promptly closed. I told the lady on the desk and she said it would be best for me to wait by the lift as I had my other children with me. So I stood there waiting until the doors eventually opened and there he was, standing with a rather cross mature lady who snapped 'I presume he's yours' at me
I'm sure I have failed more momentously than that, just ask any of my children, they have a list that comes out unprompted at family functions
Is there such a thing as delicious ready meals?