Can I urge you to think about lotteries run by your local hospices or other charities and switch from the main Lotto. I have never won anything in my life not even a raffle and today I won £100 in the local Childrens Hospice lottery. The prizes are smaller, the odds are shorter but most of all you are helping your local community (heaven knows where Lotto money goes).
Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (
Shingles - Again. Have the Vaccine!
I laughed today and it felt good.