GOW....what a nightmare! Made even worse when you have a caravan which also has to be clean and tidy before setting off and clean and tidy before storing!
Yes, people do say that apple trees fruit prolifically (?) one year and not so the next BUT ours is a law unto itself and there is no pattern other than cool springs tend to result in a poor crop.
This year we have masses as do our neighbours, and there seem to be masses, too, in the hedgerows (West Country) but we are an 'apple area'.
Wish you lived nearby, you could have some! I've run out of jam jars, and I refuse to buy them at £1 a pot, so have been begging around my friends.
P.S. looks like another lovely day so no cardi today...