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Gally Tue 13-Dec-11 08:00:25

Where are you Jings? It has been a very quiet start to the week - are you OK? grin

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 09:27:56

Flip me! It's only been a couple of days!

I'm fine thank you. smile

This little upcoming event called Christmas, getting in the way a bit. hmm grin

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 09:29:22

I thought of something I wanted to say when I was in bed earlier.

It's totally gone out of my head now.

It'll come back. grin

JessM Tue 13-Dec-11 09:52:13

Resting on laurels after last week's diverting discussion of vaginal strengthening devices. Best laugh in years.
Maybe we should have a Gransnet challenge - we all buy one of these and see who can bring about the most dramatic improvement in stress incontinence.
Off to the gym now, with a spare pair of pants in my bag...

Carol Tue 13-Dec-11 10:08:19

Oooh *JessM I think we're on rocky ground here - what is the end goal? Are we talking ping pong balls????? (if you don't know, I'm definitely not explaining)

Notsogrand Tue 13-Dec-11 10:25:18

Those Japanese metal ones are a bit chilly Carol. wink blush

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 10:28:38

Well, I'm lost now. hmm

Probably a good thing too. hmm

Carol Tue 13-Dec-11 10:38:06

Notso you have the edge on me there - I am not sure I want to know what those metal ones are - they could have someone's eye out!!

Ariadne Tue 13-Dec-11 11:08:12

Now that comment paints an interesting picture, Carol - or is it just my overacting imagination?

Carol Tue 13-Dec-11 11:47:54

No, your imagination is working just fine Ariadne. We seem to have ventured into the world of exotic dancers who entertain men in bizarre ways!

JessM Tue 13-Dec-11 14:19:07

There was a film with a funny scene about this in wasn't there... can't remember which one.
My ultimate goal would be that when my grandkids say "Nana come on the trampoline with us" I would not have to make excuses about why I can't leap up and down with them.
I reckon trampolines (rather than ping pong balls) are an appropriate test for mature women who are pillars of the community.
My interim goal is to go for a jog without having to make sure i have a pee first and then don't have think about not peeing, while jogging...

Ariadne Tue 13-Dec-11 17:21:40

I have a cough at the moment - not a very impressive one, but oh dear....

JessM Tue 13-Dec-11 17:55:22

So yours would be cough your heart out without fretting about anything other than coughing your heart out...

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 17:59:57

errr - excuse me! And why is this all going on under my name?!! shock

Dirty little minxes! hmm

I think.

"Japanese metal ones are a bit chilly ". What?!!!! shock

(it's always that notso, isn't it?! hmm)

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 18:02:42

shock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I googled it! shock

I am NOT doing a link!

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 18:03:30

Why has my life been so sheltered?

Annobel Tue 13-Dec-11 18:05:08

JessM What kind of films do you watch? confused

jogginggirl Tue 13-Dec-11 18:18:25

Well at least you can't blame me for lowering the tone this time, jingl hmm

jingl Tue 13-Dec-11 18:27:56


Suppose not.... hmm

Notsogrand Tue 13-Dec-11 18:36:27

jings grin grin

Gally Tue 13-Dec-11 19:14:23

Who started this JINGL thread?? grin

glassortwo Tue 13-Dec-11 19:40:15

I am too young and innocent to know what you are all taking about grin

Ariadne Tue 13-Dec-11 19:49:17


JessM Tue 13-Dec-11 20:34:34

It gets dark at about 2 in the afternoon. It has been sleeting. World rapidly going to hell in handcart. Gotta cheer ourselves up somehow or other.