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Well! While we're on the subject....... (of my Ocado magazine, of course)

(43 Posts)
jingl Sat 14-Jan-12 13:15:14

I just read about this!

Sounds alright actually.

jeni Sat 14-Jan-12 14:02:31

jingdevil this is a wind up isn't it?
Oh just noticed it's battery ( but rooster not hen)
can't cope! Think I'd better go and lie down in a dark room!

Carol Sat 14-Jan-12 14:05:26

Good heavens! I just had an image of all us Grandnetters typing merrily away while the little rooster recharges on the USB at the side of our keyboards!

jeni Sat 14-Jan-12 14:09:30

Carol I'm creased now! Will have to run to loo before I have an accident , I'm laughing so hard !

jingl Sat 14-Jan-12 14:28:05

I think you'd be more likely to go back to sleep than to wake up. Haaaaa.......! smile

emilyjo Sat 14-Jan-12 14:51:03

hi all hope yr all well today,

Annobel Sat 14-Jan-12 15:01:36

All OK, I think. How about you, emilyjo?

emilyjo Sat 14-Jan-12 15:15:06

im ok ,lol sorry i just don,t no anyone yet,

jingl Sat 14-Jan-12 15:23:53

Hello emilyjo. Good to see you again. smile

glammanana Sat 14-Jan-12 16:18:49

jingl does it make you tea in bed as well as grin

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 16:39:35

glammanana where's you been? Missed

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 16:42:29

jingle Does it Cockadoodledo!!!

JessM Sat 14-Jan-12 16:46:38

OH brilliant/ I love "snorgasm" LOL
What do you get if you cross a common domestic appliance with a vibrator...?
How about the door bell?
Instead of the doorbell ringing you get a stirring in your knickers. OH no that wouldn't work because you wouldn't be in a fit state to answer the door.

glammanana Sat 14-Jan-12 16:48:45

Hi supernana I had a busy few weeks with children and as you know my friend died on Christmas Eve so that really shook me up there was so much to do,but I have been posting mainly at night time though so am now back to normal (if someone can tell me what normal is )The children are now all back at school and DD is now decorating her house,now she is sorted with furniture so a busy few weeks ahead I think,will PM you next week thanks

Annobel Sat 14-Jan-12 16:49:07

I've just noticed what this is all about. Words fail me and that's a first. hmm

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 16:53:31

JessM grin grin grin Now my husband is getting suspicious. I don't usually guffaw this much when alone at the computer.

nanachrissy Sat 14-Jan-12 16:54:14

Jingl you must get really bored! wink

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 16:55:52

Annobel Today I've learned a thing or two - nothing of a highbrow nature mind.

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 17:02:37

jingle dare you to order the little rooster and take advantage of the 30 day trial period before returning it as an unsatisfied customer!

jeni Sat 14-Jan-12 17:08:24

Should she lie if she is satisfied? Reminds me of the obscene reminisces of an old engineer!

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 17:12:23

jeni confused Hope you realised that I wasn't being serious hmm

jeni Sat 14-Jan-12 17:14:37

Ssuperman I presumed that after using it she would be satisfied as in satiated!

supernana Sat 14-Jan-12 17:17:55

jeni I've not come across the 'old engineer' ...what's he been up to?

Annobel Sat 14-Jan-12 17:19:35

Oh, I thought it was a new description of jingl grin

JessM Sat 14-Jan-12 17:19:47

Would she be unsatisfied because the darn thing kept her awake (imagine trying to sleep with that in your knickers. Imagine trying to sleep in knickers...)
Or would it be because it failed to wake her up.
or perhaps because she was late for work...
OK here's another one. What do you get if you cross a vibrator with a floor polisher - really glossy pubic hair maybe?