Well! While we're on the subject....... (of my Ocado magazine, of course)

jingdevil this is a wind up isn't it?
Oh just noticed it's battery ( but rooster not hen)
can't cope! Think I'd better go and lie down in a dark room!

Good heavens! I just had an image of all us Grandnetters typing merrily away while the little rooster recharges on the USB at the side of our keyboards!

Carol I'm creased now! Will have to run to loo before I have an accident , I'm laughing so hard !

I think you'd be more likely to go back to sleep than to wake up. Haaaaa.......!

hi all hope yr all well today,

All OK, I think. How about you, emilyjo?

im ok ,lol sorry i just don,t no anyone yet,

Hello emilyjo. Good to see you again.

jingl does it make you tea in bed as well as

glammanana where's you been? Missed you.

jingle Does it Cockadoodledo!!!

OH brilliant/ I love "snorgasm" LOL
What do you get if you cross a common domestic appliance with a vibrator...?
How about the door bell?
Instead of the doorbell ringing you get a stirring in your knickers. OH no that wouldn't work because you wouldn't be in a fit state to answer the door.

Hi supernana I had a busy few weeks with children and as you know my friend died on Christmas Eve so that really shook me up there was so much to do,but I have been posting mainly at night time though so am now back to normal (if someone can tell me what normal is )The children are now all back at school and DD is now decorating her house,now she is sorted with furniture so a busy few weeks ahead I think,will PM you next week

I've just noticed what this is all about. Words fail me and that's a first.

JessM Now my husband is getting suspicious. I don't usually guffaw this much when alone at the computer.

Jingl you must get really bored!

Annobel Today I've learned a thing or two - nothing of a highbrow nature mind.

jingle dare you to order the little rooster and take advantage of the 30 day trial period before returning it as an unsatisfied customer!

Should she lie if she is satisfied? Reminds me of the obscene reminisces of an old engineer!

jeni Hope you realised that I wasn't being serious

Ssuperman I presumed that after using it she would be satisfied as in satiated!

jeni I've not come across the 'old engineer' ...what's he been up to?

Oh, I thought it was a new description of jingl

Would she be unsatisfied because the darn thing kept her awake (imagine trying to sleep with that in your knickers. Imagine trying to sleep in knickers...)
Or would it be because it failed to wake her up.
or perhaps because she was late for work...
OK here's another one. What do you get if you cross a vibrator with a floor polisher - really glossy pubic hair maybe?