Well! While we're on the subject....... (of my Ocado magazine, of course)

You don't want to know. It's part of a misspent youth down the union bar on Saturday nights after the medical school rugby matches! Went with I stood on the bridge at midnight and the Zulu warrior?

JessM you are soooooooooooooo funny. Keep making us

jeni Now I'm beginning to get the gist of it. In my teens I worked Saturday nights in the bar of the Saints' rugby club. The post match frolics were unlike any that I've experienced since. Although a few select forums on GN come a close second

Well someone else could play this game I have invented, come on folks,
what do you get if you cross a household electrical device with a vibrator...

I know the alarm clock was a hard act to follow.
And I know some people really do have a close relationship with their spin cycle - but what happens if it finishes before you do. Very dry clothes i suppose...

supernana
It's that jingl/bag what causes it:- no sense of decorum and good tase . I really don't know what the older generation are thinking of these days

Jess I thought a vibrator was a household electrical device!

Yes well i seem to remember you claimed to be the woman who didn't quite get what they were for... or was that someone else...
But we will still let you play

Sort of cock a doodle do?

Ouch

At this point in the proceedings I have to take my leave - things to cook and all that boring stuff. Before I go, for an afternoon of honest to goodness hilarity. I've had so much fun. Nightie night xxx

Jess I know what they're for........they just don't do it for me!

Maybe you need to try a wider ranger of merchandise... it seems there is a vast choice out there.
But I can't really see the appeal of sidling up to a spin dryer myself.

Just had an idea glammanana if you did cross a vibrator with a teasmade you might get the cuppa as well.

I don't get bored nanachrissy.

I'm only sharing what happened to be in my Ocado magazine that was delivered with my groceries this morning.

Actually it is worth reading the product details. wonderful . 27 silent settings.
And the french nude.... priceless
what do you get if you cross the on board computer from a washing machine with a very basic vibrator... one of these evidently

What do you get if you cross a vibrator with an electric whisk... Really really tangled pubic hair.
Come on, someone else play this game...

What do you get if you cross a vibrator with an iPad?
One that can Skype!

ooo there is probably an income to be had. yuk.

JessM think I will stick to the tea's made.