Well! While we're on the subject....... (of my Ocado magazine, of course)

JessM think I will stick to the tea's made.

ooo there is probably an income to be had. yuk.

What do you get if you cross a vibrator with an iPad?
One that can Skype!

What do you get if you cross a vibrator with an electric whisk... Really really tangled pubic hair.
Come on, someone else play this game...

Actually it is worth reading the product details. wonderful . 27 silent settings.
And the french nude.... priceless
what do you get if you cross the on board computer from a washing machine with a very basic vibrator... one of these evidently

I don't get bored nanachrissy.

I'm only sharing what happened to be in my Ocado magazine that was delivered with my groceries this morning.

Maybe you need to try a wider ranger of merchandise... it seems there is a vast choice out there.
But I can't really see the appeal of sidling up to a spin dryer myself.

Just had an idea glammanana if you did cross a vibrator with a teasmade you might get the cuppa as well.

Jess I know what they're for........they just don't do it for me!

At this point in the proceedings I have to take my leave - things to cook and all that boring stuff. Before I go, for an afternoon of honest to goodness hilarity. I've had so much fun. Nightie night xxx

Ouch

Sort of cock a doodle do?

Yes well i seem to remember you claimed to be the woman who didn't quite get what they were for... or was that someone else...
But we will still let you play

Jess I thought a vibrator was a household electrical device!

supernana
It's that jingl/bag what causes it:- no sense of decorum and good tase . I really don't know what the older generation are thinking of these days

Well someone else could play this game I have invented, come on folks,
what do you get if you cross a household electrical device with a vibrator...

I know the alarm clock was a hard act to follow.
And I know some people really do have a close relationship with their spin cycle - but what happens if it finishes before you do. Very dry clothes i suppose...

jeni Now I'm beginning to get the gist of it. In my teens I worked Saturday nights in the bar of the Saints' rugby club. The post match frolics were unlike any that I've experienced since. Although a few select forums on GN come a close second

JessM you are soooooooooooooo funny. Keep making us

You don't want to know. It's part of a misspent youth down the union bar on Saturday nights after the medical school rugby matches! Went with I stood on the bridge at midnight and the Zulu warrior?

Would she be unsatisfied because the darn thing kept her awake (imagine trying to sleep with that in your knickers. Imagine trying to sleep in knickers...)
Or would it be because it failed to wake her up.
or perhaps because she was late for work...
OK here's another one. What do you get if you cross a vibrator with a floor polisher - really glossy pubic hair maybe?

Oh, I thought it was a new description of jingl

jeni I've not come across the 'old engineer' ...what's he been up to?

Ssuperman I presumed that after using it she would be satisfied as in satiated!

jeni Hope you realised that I wasn't being serious

Should she lie if she is satisfied? Reminds me of the obscene reminisces of an old engineer!

jingle dare you to order the little rooster and take advantage of the 30 day trial period before returning it as an unsatisfied customer!