I've had a 'Chicken Licken' experience but, instead of the sky falling on my head, it was one of those 'special offer' notices.
I was innocently glancing into a frozen food cabinet feeling slightly miffed that the fish fillets on offer had been packed in China (but with a Grimsby contact e-mail no less!) when wallop, a blow to the temple!
I was more surprised than anything. A young couple paused to see what had happened but hastened on. A lovely lady about my age cornered an assistant and demanded that 'something' should be done. I was taken to sit down then had to remain there while an accident form was completed..... I do hope no-one thought I'd been shoplifting!
I have to say that the lady shop assistant who sat me down was kind and helpful, the two male colleagues who breezed up to 'sort me out' seemed more in need of a course on 'people skills', although one did offer me a cup of tea!
I was asked if I wanted to hear the outcome, I said yes. I await a phonecall/letter with interest!