ET & RB

Nellie has left the building...Billy the pocket rocket [OH] has demanded my company as he now feels neglected...not being old enough to play on GN...so bursting into song..

so long,farewell auf weidersehn,goodbye..la la lala dah de dah

dont forgot folks insanity is hereditary...you catch it from your children

Aaah, I see..............or do I? I think I have just posted something terminal on another thread, anyone got a flack jacket and a tin helmet?

Got to keep 'em on their toes, otherwise they might not have a place in the nursing home ready for us!!!

2 paracetamol and a large Sauvignonblanc, waiter, if you please? (I'm not allowed Scotch & soda at the moment)

Mr Phoenix, if you could run me a bath, shave my legs and anoint me with moisturiser once you have toweled me dry, assuming that the walk-in body drier is currently under construction?

Thank you soooo much!

Now, once that's all in place what the fc is going on? We seem to have diverted from the OP of ET & RB !

Ladies (and gentlechaps) please bear in mind that other people chancing upon this site, were they to see such unconnected -ramblings- posts, might think that it just gives credence to the theory that once one is past a certain age, one is either gaga, senile or that even worse thing......... "a dear sweet old lady" (cue shark music from Jaws"............................

MY BRAIN HURTS

when I cant hold that banner up any longer... I need to go to bed.... get yourself over on that other thread and hold your own banner up my arms are snapping....

Aha! I have the proof - my faithful dog has returned with a blowtorch, handcuffs, half a stilt, a packet of cheese and onion crisps, two tickets for Les Miserables, a pair of men's socks and a half-chewed lamb bone.

What d'ya make of THAT, then????

Retires for the night, wearing a smug look and carrying a cup of horlicks

Actually thought what relevance to cleopatra when I was writing ,but did you or did you not ask me to explain and I quote "Nellie would you care to elaborate"...so I did .....but I did ask why the theatre was in darkness and where had all the old thespians gone

Of whom?

"And that, M'Lud, appears to be the case for the defence............"

I'd give up, if I were you, phoenix! They're all in denial...(especially when)

I think an identity parade is in order and see if Rover picks the guilty party ,methinks that when is pulling a fast one feigning sickness and demanding medication and playing for the symapthy vote...the plot thickens

And the relevance to the topic in the opening post is.......................?

Nellie (in the style of mastermind) you have 2 minutes on your specialist subject of deviating from the original subject, starting now.........

Not really, nellie - she's already here and blatantly flaunting herself, proclaiming her innocence!

ha ha so you think I have gone to bed...I went downstairs to watch Dennis waterman on piers morgan..hasnt he aged Dennis not piers....talking of detectives perhaps we need a private investigator to track the dastardly when[hmmm]

Matron, it's urgent!

(Although I have a feeling that it may be too late..............)

Can I have my medicine now, sister? I'm really tired............

Of course it was my blowtorch - I complained it was missing. If you find my handcuffs, my betting is the blowtorch will be there as well. I have my suspicions..........

I have to do my own sleuthing as I cannot trust the fuzz investigators - I think they are in on it.

My basset hound has her Sherlock Holmes pipe and hat on and is busily following the trail for me - she will report back at Bonio time

MATRON!

when, you may think you've got away with it, but forensic reports are being prepared comparing the scorchmarks on Duncan's bum with your blowtorch! It's only a matter of time....(Official Investigator Hat On)

Tee hee....little does she know

Oxon are we to believe that you are proclaiming whens innocence over said attack on rovers bum.....notice when is very quiet...nothing to say for herself......

Thanks for the vote of confidence Oxon. I was framed! I left a false trail in South America and came back to threaten persuade my witnesses to tell the truth. The cowardy custards have all gone to bed, but they will have to face me tomorrow!

Free the Gransnet One!! She is innocent!!

Just going to do some thumb practise - I will be condemning some witnesses gladiators and lions to their fate in the production and have to get into my role

We have our exits and our entrances....and this theatre is bloody dark, who put the lights off?

It's an exit for me just now...oh yeah there's the sign...bye folks

Clatter, bang - sorry dropped my gladius down the stairs...whoops...oooh!

I think that report wasn't true.....

If she's back she must be innocent - she wouldn't dare otherwise. So there.