automated phone system for grandparents

Mum, let me treat you. please.

press 10 if you need Dad to bring his tools.

If you've suddenly remembered that you've had tickets for a concert out of town for months and need us to pick grandson up from school tomorrow and keep him overnight, press.........

Good one Rosie ?

Brilliant!

Loved it.

Press 12 if you've locked yourself out. ( both DDs need this one)

Love it - thank you for sharing

Great- thanks for sharing

If you are child 5 and need to moan about your ex-husband please press x.

If you are child 2 and you want to moan about your mother in law again please press xx

And on Mumsnet

If you are a grandparent with IT issued, press 14 but I still don't work for Microsoft / Apple / in the IT field

If you are a grandparent that wants to moan about the other grandparent press 15 but have heard it all before

If you are a grandparent that wants to dictate how your daughter spends her own money (but will accept no criticism for how you spend your money) press 16 but don't expect a call back

If you are a grandparent that wants to say how easy the youth of today have it and how it was so much harder in your day and that you don't know the day you are born, please replace the handset and speak to Grandad.

Love it ?, really made me giggle

I may use that its brilliant

Like it!

This really gave me a chuckle, really good to share amusing items.

Excellent! Could be adapted to cover most scenarios.

Excellent, very apt too!
I've seen the equivalent for school teachers, that was brilliant...

Thank you for posting. Loved it.

cherrytree59 love it!

Forwarded to DD. Got a wry smile emoticon and a request to know how her ironing was coming along. I THINK it was ironic ?

Love this a real laugh out loud moment

Alidoll - thanks! Nice to hear the other side sometimes!

Brilliant I've sent it to my DDs.