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Argy Bargy madness, come right in! 😜🍸

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lemongrove Thu 13-Dec-18 21:29:37

Ah, another year’s lease, wonderful!
Leave your worries at the door and put your feet up.

Doodle Fri 12-Jul-19 20:04:16

Well, you’re not going to believe this but I’ve just seen loads of bare chested firemen 🚒 in..............soop’s kitchen. I know, who’d have thought it. We are going to have to up our game if that’s what the competition are up to. 👨‍🚒

lemongrove Fri 12-Jul-19 20:07:31

Why, is the kitchen there on fire?!😱🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

lemongrove Fri 12-Jul-19 20:08:41

Quick! Make an emergency call to get them over here, and I will go slip into my silver mini pelmet.😊

Doodle Fri 12-Jul-19 23:05:03

Over here Mr Fireman 👨‍🚒. Yes this way.....that’s her...yes she’s seriously hot. Do you mind giving her a quick hosing before her silver pelmet melts. I hate to think what would be revealed if that disappears 😱.

maddyone Fri 12-Jul-19 23:12:14

Ooooh, are they here already? I haven’t had time to get ready, it takes hours to look this good you know. I’m wearing my red leather mini dress, black fishnet tights, and now I’ve got them back, my white plastic over the knee boots. Ooooh, I’m gorgeous. Mr Fireman, over here.

Cherrytree59 Fri 12-Jul-19 23:27:54

What's Pugh,Pugh,Barney McGrew and Dibble and Grubb doing with their hoses in the snug??? 🚒

And what's that floating in Captain Flacks helmet?? shock

maddyone Sat 13-Jul-19 00:02:40

It’s my false eyelashes, can’t you see?

Doodle Sat 13-Jul-19 22:12:18

cherrytree ask no questions and I’ll tell you no lies 😉🤫
Those boys certainly know how to handle their equipment.
Now ladies, form an orderly too Thor and Trev..😊

Menopaws Sun 14-Jul-19 04:54:05

Where’s cuthbert Cherry? Are you keeping him for yourself?

lemongrove Sun 14-Jul-19 23:32:23

Oh yes, Cuthbert, he was always my favourite!
Thanks for that Doodle 😡 now I am wringing wet and my pelmet has shrunk, you can almost see my credentials.
I shall have to wear Trev’s diamante jacket until I dry out, and my hair has swollen to twice it’s normal size, anyone got some straighteners?

gransal Mon 15-Jul-19 01:08:53

sorryLemon I can't sleep so thought I would pop in for a pint crème/ de/ menthe. The thought of you wringing wet with big hair has put me off sleep for the night. Afraid of nightmares!!

lemongrove Mon 15-Jul-19 09:09:30

Yes, I was a scary sight alright......but I dried out, calmed my hair, donned Meno’s red pvc mini dress and was good to go, so I did go ( with a friendly fireman, he offered to show me around back at the station and I had always wanted to grasp that pole.)

lemongrove Mon 15-Jul-19 09:12:25

Anyhoo.....I have made coffee for us all, I didn’t know we had real coffee here, but there was a bag in the kitchen that certainly looked like ground coffee ( so we shall see) anyone feeling brave this morning?cafe

Doodle Mon 15-Jul-19 19:40:24

Anyone found the bag of dried elephant poo I left on the worktop? Looks a bit like ground coffee? 💩 I was going to use it in the yard on the roses.

Menopaws Thu 18-Jul-19 00:02:57

Well that coffee had a twang, anyway made a change and now I have the urge to stick my head in a bucket of water. How odd.

lemongrove Thu 18-Jul-19 12:08:58

Yes, it’s strange, but I now find I am very scared of mice!🐀

lemongrove Thu 18-Jul-19 12:10:24

It made good coffee though, a bit like Alta Rica 😁

Menopaws Thu 18-Jul-19 22:08:32

But my memory has improved no end and I’m not forgetting a thing! More please

Doodle Fri 19-Jul-19 20:11:57

Ok slight problem. If we want more of my special memory enhancing coffee 🐘 we are going to have to provide a temporary home for Dumbo whilst his keeper is on holiday.
I have made him a nice bed in the back yard and given him a paddling pool to play in. He has provided ample coffee ...beans 🤔! so now all we need is for someone to collect it and dry it out for a bit. lemon, here’s the bucket and spade so off you go 💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Doodle Sat 20-Jul-19 22:45:32

You’re not going to believe this but soop’s kitchen have got more firemen in......and they’re better looking than the last lot. What are we doing wrong 😱.

lemongrove Sat 20-Jul-19 22:47:51

It’s that Soop! She has lured them in with her belly dancing outfit.
Let’s get over there pdq and promise them some free treats.

GrannyGravy13 Sat 20-Jul-19 22:50:41

Sorry folks the firemen are all mine..........Izabella said so!!!!

lemongrove Sat 20-Jul-19 22:57:17

There are more than enough to go round.👩🏼‍🚒👨🏻‍🚒👩🏼‍🚒👨🏻‍🚒👨🏻‍🚒👨🏻‍🚒👨🏻‍🚒

GrannyGravy13 Sat 20-Jul-19 23:09:56

I share lots of things, but men and wine are not negotiable!!

Doodle Sat 20-Jul-19 23:17:20

You can’t have them all GG you must share. I’ll have the one with the big chopper 😀

gransal Sat 20-Jul-19 23:34:25

I was taught to share so I will have a go on the one with the big chopper but I will pass him on. promise

lemongrove Sun 21-Jul-19 09:51:25

Oh yes gransal we have heard your promises before!
You always have your fingers crossed behind your back.
What happened to your promising to do latrine duties?😡

lemongrove Sun 21-Jul-19 09:55:05

I have chucked out the coffee/elephant dung, I was starting to crave peanuts ( and the one thing you cannot dare to eat in The Argy are the peanuts!)
So.... have lured George Clooney back here, just for mornings ( he has filming to do in the afternoons) with his Nespresso machine ......his only condition is that we don’t tie him to it again.

Doodle Sun 21-Jul-19 16:09:05

Of course we won’t lemon (snigger fingers crossed behind my back too) 😉😂

lemongrove Sun 21-Jul-19 16:14:03

Well Doodle I only promised that we wouldn’t tie him to it, we could always chain him to it, or superglue him to it.
GrannyGravy13 was hanging around him and eyeing him up, and George started shaking ( think he is downing too much caffeine.)cafe

lemongrove Sun 21-Jul-19 16:15:23

I told him that age was catching up with him and that when the film parts dried up he could have a bar job here.
He laughed a lot, so think he was pleased.

Doodle Sun 21-Jul-19 21:35:07

Excuse me lemon but grannygravy insisted on having all the firemen. She can’t have George too.....even if he is getting past his prime 😀

Menopaws Tue 23-Jul-19 01:00:39

Thanks for changing the coffee Lemon, my skin was getting a bit leathery. I’m going back on the poteen for a while, at least I know how to cope with the side effects from that

lemongrove Tue 23-Jul-19 09:02:43

Good choice!

Am in early today to do a bit of a clean up, who left all these
Peanut wrappers all over the floor, and who’s that slumped in the chair by the fire? It’s George! What happened, he looks exhausted?!

maddyone Tue 23-Jul-19 10:19:35

What have you ladies done to poor George? I’ll have to take him home so he can recover now. I’ll bring him back tonight, but Doodle will have to treat him carefully.

maddyone Tue 23-Jul-19 10:21:07

I’ll have him all to myself for a bit.
He can have a nice rest in my house.

Doodle Tue 23-Jul-19 11:43:38

You can have him now maddy I’ve finished with him 😀

Day6 Tue 23-Jul-19 16:37:53

Ah, but George loves ME!!! He trembles when he sees me approach!

I am prepared to go on the "Who takes care (snort!) of George today?" list, but on my day I want him returned in good condition. Be gentle with him you lot, and Maddy, don't break him. Make sure he is fine fettle for the Argy tomorrow. He is about the only thing the establishment has going for it

I think super-gluing him to his coffee maker is a good idea Lemon. I like your style. (Have we used super-glue to detain men punters before?)

I am nipping down to the docks again in a minute, in my fetching leather cat-suit, to try and waylay some sailors or a dashing naval captain rustle up some much-needed custom for the Argy. All the men in uniform seemed to have been nabbed and nobbled by tarty regulars with big jugs huge amounts of that toxic poteen.

GrannyGravy13 Tue 23-Jul-19 17:42:29

Ok I confess, George helped me to celebrate my birthday yesterday and I fear my over exuberance may have traumatised him 🍾🍾🍾😜😜😜 Fortunately the firemen were on hand to extinguish the flames (an abundance of candles???)

I shall while away an hour hiding behind the sofa I have fizz and will share 👍👍👍👍

Doodle Thu 25-Jul-19 21:17:24

Ok I know the temperature has rocketed and we are having a heatwave but really lemon do you have to walk around like that.?😱 You’ll frighten the neighbours (let alone the firemen) 😀

lemongrove Thu 25-Jul-19 22:07:29

Yes, I really do!
It’s been so hot today I decided to go topless, ah! The freedom of it.
Actually, am a bit miffed that only you have noticed Doodle 😡

lemongrove Thu 25-Jul-19 22:08:26

Anyhoo, join me in a pint of iced creme de menthe?

lemongrove Thu 25-Jul-19 23:28:05

Time to hit the sack moon so am locking up the bar for the anyone still lurking in here, you can bunk up with Trev, Thor and Big Jim in the cellar, and I will let you out in the morning.

gransal Sun 28-Jul-19 00:55:18

Just found the recipe for a lovely moonshine, courtesy of my soujourn to the good ole US of A many years ago. It lasted for 7 years so I have perfected the recipe.I may drip feed it to George, just to remind him of home of course. I know I have latrine duties so after a pint of moonshine that place will sparkle. As long as you have your sparkle glasses on.

lemongrove Sun 28-Jul-19 10:00:56

Well done gransal.....that’s the spirit! Literally.
We do love a drop of moonshine here.😊
It’s happy hour soon, I shall ease my bulk onto a stool and wait for Thor to open the bar.

Carillion01 Sun 28-Jul-19 10:21:32

Mornin' all.

Been on holiday duties for a couple of weeks, helping prep some cricketers for a forthcoming bash with the men from Oz. Have been part of the warm up team, mostly involving massage of cricketers and their bats.

Use of linement very interesting, strangely 'nuff it tasted good with LEMON and ice cubes, sorry to shout but this is so exciting.

Apparently some of the totty the cricketers are having afternoon tea today with soop's lot??? Why??

Will report back later, just off for a quick swig of linement cup of delicious, refreshing tea. Lemon should we start stocking tea !!??

I'll lasso invite some of the cricketers over to the Argy later, for research purposes only. We can ask them about googlies perhaps?

Menopaws Tue 30-Jul-19 00:45:10

Maybe they will bowl a few maidens over! Nothing beats a full toss

lemongrove Tue 30-Jul-19 19:39:16

Tea? TEA?! What are things coming to? This is a bar not a vicar’s tea party.
We do coffees, but only in the morning ( and if George Clooney feels up to manning the Nespresso machine.)
Those cricketers sound good though,Carillion yes, send them here later ( rubs hands happily.)

lemongrove Tue 30-Jul-19 19:40:22

Meno ! grin
Couldn't have put it better myself.

Carillion01 Wed 31-Jul-19 13:26:26

Rightyo lemon, they're on there way, apparently they're going to be a bit busy, on and off for the next few days with the geezers gents from Oz but have heard rumours great things about The Argy! 😈😈

Meno said she's baggsied the twelfth man because he only serves booze so has the most energy

Carillion01 Wed 31-Jul-19 13:28:43

Sorry for the poor Engo-lingo... meant 'their way' !!!

Menopaws Thu 01-Aug-19 04:18:36

He’s also waiting around while the other eleven are playing so he needs entertaining

lemongrove Fri 02-Aug-19 12:01:49

Well........those cricketers were fun!
Now they are gone we need to get back into our old routines though, the cleaning rota is pinned up in the kitchen, so is the baking rota ( those rock buns won’t bake themselves y’know.)
We could do with a few new members to help keep this place shipshape 🤔

gransal Fri 02-Aug-19 12:35:07

Being Scottish I don't do cricket but I certainly wouldn't mind doing the odd cricketer.

Carillion01 Fri 02-Aug-19 16:52:32

See you in six weeks lemon, off with the cricketers for a tour of masseuse work support duties.

Will send postcard xx

gransal Sat 03-Aug-19 00:30:59

lemon I don't do cleaning but my raspberry buns are very popular with the local hockey team. Apparently they make excellent hockey pucks. How many should I make ?

maddyone Sat 03-Aug-19 23:21:25

Cricketers, where are they? I missed them. I was only gone for a couple of days with those delectable firemen to do a bit of childcare for my daughter, it is school holidays you know! Anyway, I’m good at baking too, don’t do rock cakes but do wonderful scones, I normally -- burn -- make sure they’re well enough done, so they’ll be excellent replacement rock cakes.

gransal Sat 03-Aug-19 23:27:21

maddyone the hussy known as carrilion has made off with them . She seemed such a caring and SHARING person.

Merseybelle2 Sun 04-Aug-19 15:54:32

Am I too late to apply for the job of lav attendant as I’ve only just seen the card that was stuck in the local phone box ? I’ve loads of experience and by the way do you know there are two meat wagons full of coppers parked round your back alley ? Could be a raid ?

gransal Sun 04-Aug-19 16:03:26

Oh no Mersey. they are valued customers. As for the job, apply away. If there are a few of you, you can job share. We share everything else, especially George.

Merseybelle2 Sun 04-Aug-19 17:15:18

Not sure about George. I feel obliged to tell you I’m fryingpan sexual and expect you to respect my rights. I hope I’m not going to be discriminated against. I had to leave my last job due to problems involving a wok.

gransal Sun 04-Aug-19 18:45:17

Not a problem Mersey. We are a very accommodating gang.

Merseybelle2 Sun 04-Aug-19 19:10:56

Am having trouble filling in the application form. My last but one employer said I was the best scrubber he’d ever had but unfortunately I left with repetitive strain injury. I know I can ask him for a reference. I also have to use a rollator for my arthritis so can you accommodate me by building a ramp up and down to the cellar. And I have cataracts and floaters which obviously can cause difficulties with lavatorial work. I will bring my passport for the interview as I know my immigration status is OK. I returned to Merseyside from the old country (Wigan ) twice recently without trouble at the border. I am looking forward to starting work in a respectable establishment as the last one was full of slags.

Doodle Sun 04-Aug-19 20:57:11

Ahem merseybelle you mentioned having cateracts and floaters which may account for the fact that you have vastly overrated misunderstood the character of the Argy slags rus I am sure you will be very suitable for a lav attendant. Unfortunately, we will not be able to install a ramp but you will be fine. We can just chuck you down the cellar when necessary and Trev and Thor can shove you back up at the end of your shift. You can start on 6 months unpaid probation and if you are any good we will only charge you a nominal fee to stay on. Welcome 😀

Merseybelle2 Sun 04-Aug-19 21:34:09

Do you provide a uniform ? Also being fryingpan sexual I have to insist on gender neutral terminology being used in my vicinity. I’m usually addressed as IT or OY YOU.

gransal Mon 05-Aug-19 00:10:35

Mersey OY YOU works for me. The uniform is anything sparkly , short and PVC. Especially the footwear. Any probs call on doodle or lemon. They are afficionados of the tacky.

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 09:32:57

I’m just on my way to The Works to get some sequins to glue on my incontinence pants. Not sure about the shoes. Will try gluing a few on the Crocs my daughter left after her last visit.

lemongrove Mon 05-Aug-19 17:04:22

Merseybelle you’ll do for us,rough as ye are! 😄
No idea what a frying pan sexual is, but we welcome diversity here.wink

lemongrove Mon 05-Aug-19 17:05:09

You’ll find the bleach and mop out the back, yes, please do get to the lav cleaning.

lemongrove Mon 05-Aug-19 17:06:38

Any idea why Gorgeous George is lying prone on a sofa?
Has Marydoll been here by any chance?😱

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 17:46:21

lemon I bring my own mop as otherwise I might catch clap off the seats. smile

GrannyGravy13 Mon 05-Aug-19 17:59:06

Leave George where he is ..........I am stark b****k naked laying beneath him 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 18:09:30

Reading this, think having cataracts might be a God send not a curse !

Doodle Mon 05-Aug-19 21:58:54

Is a frying pan sexual someone who likes sizzling sex, or, someone who gets over hot on the outside without getting thoroughly done on the inside ? 🤔

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 22:30:07

That’s a bit personal Doodle blush my DH Mr Magoo initiated me into it after watching someone having it off on a washing machine in Fatal Attraction. He liked a lot of variety in the kitchen but it was a bit messy with us only having a twin tub. And then with us both having cataracts there was a bit of confusion over the hose but best not to dwell on that. Of course those days are well and truly over now since the problems poor Magoo has had with the wilt since growing all the new pot plants he put in the back yard. I have to declare my frying pansexuality because if I’m near anything that vibrates it gives me a funny turn and can make me come over all funny. It’s a strange disability and means I can’t do any vacuuming at home. That’s why the lavvy is my true passion. Nothing vibrating just the happiness I experience stabbing my mop down the pan. Magoo sadly misses these golden moments.

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 22:33:55

Ps only another two thousand sequins to go ! My incontinence pants appear to be XXL smile

Doodle Mon 05-Aug-19 22:36:09

Ah I understand. Feel free to plunge away but if we develop one of our common blockages (poteen and pork scratching concrete mix) you’d best stay away when the guys with the dynorod come in. Goodness knows what you’d get up to when they start vibrating.

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 22:41:50

I’ll have to insist on 24 hours notice if the dynorod are called. I don’t want to make a fuss but it could be a matter of life and death. I was three days in A & E last year when BT put fibre broadband in our road.

lemongrove Mon 05-Aug-19 22:58:03

Heheeeee Mersey you’ll fit right in here that’s for sure!😁

GG13 have you no shame woman?! Put your pinny back on and get on with making sarnies for the bar, there’s hungry customers out there, and send George back to his coffee machine ( how did you get his handcuffs off btw?)

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 23:16:33

Am giving you a heads up the police are going door to door as some woman called camel or some funny name like that is claiming her husband has been kidnapped. Mr Magoo was taking his ferret round the block and saw it with his own misty blurry eyes.

lemongrove Mon 05-Aug-19 23:21:44

Are you sure he didn’t see a real camel?
Anyway, just in case, bundle George down into the cellar, we can’t afford to lose him again, he brings in much needed cash.
I’ll have a coffee first though, tell him cafe

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 23:34:23

Am sending Magoo out for another reccy. He’s got his phone with him so we’ll be able to recognise what he’s actually looking at if he remembers how to take a photograph. All our holiday snaps last year just showed the hair up his nose. Hoping luck is with us tonight !

lemongrove Mon 05-Aug-19 23:37:53

Good old Magoo! 👍🏻
Would he like a job behind the bar?

Merseybelle2 Mon 05-Aug-19 23:43:54

I’m sorry but I can’t let Magoo out in mixed company. He has to lead a solitary existence owing to his forgetfulness regarding his fly. He’s quite happy with his ferret and I promised him a cockortwo for Christmas.

GrannyGravy13 Tue 06-Aug-19 09:16:46

Lemongrove I seem to have lost my "pinny" (amongst other things!!) but I have found an apron used by those "butlers in the buff" and if I borrow a couple of beer mats will be practically decent from the front?????

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 09:51:26

Have just endured the night from hell. Poor dear Magoo, God bless his blurry and misty eyes, was passing the Argy trying to report re the rescue attempts concerning George when he saw a figure lurking in your side entrance. Sure it was either Liberace or Donald Trump he decided to ask for a celebrity autograph on the back of his bus pass. He tied his ferret, little Percy, up round the back but in his haste slipped on the cobbles outside the club. (Sure there’s a potential injury claim there) Magoo cannoned forward onto his knees and caught his toupee on what later turned out to be Donald’s American Psycho belt buckle. The police appeared round the corner and immediately arrested them. I’ve only just managed to raise two pound fourpence to bail him out.
Also little Percy was found dead on his lead, suffocated by post coital fag smoke that had leaked from the cellar vent where doodle and lemon had been entertaining George. As dear old ma used to say - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
Just letting you know as I’ll be three hours late starting my shift tonight. I have to make funeral arrangements for little Percy sad.

maddyone Tue 06-Aug-19 12:50:09

Oh poor Percy, and poor Magee, will you be getting him another pet? A skunk or a capybara would be very suitable, maybe both, and you could bring them into the Argy to liven things up because I think they’d be very soothing for poor George, he gets quite worn out with all the slappers ladies who frequent the club.

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:09:24

Thanks for the suggestion about a capybara for Magoo. I had to google it as I didn’t know what one was. I showed Magoo a picture but my poor broken man thought it was a photograph of his dear mother and started sobbing uncontrollably. He’s sitting on our lav ( still no toilet seat on it ) and refuses to come out. sad

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:16:31

Meant to add, Magoo’s last pet was Satan, his all time favourite chihuahua. Satan lived to a very great age despite suffering from cataracts ( the family curse ) and incontinence ( another family curse. )
After his death ( Satan, not Magoo’s of course ) our next door neighbour whose hobby is taxidermy stuffed him and we use him daily as a door stop. That way behold he is with us always, and it saved us buying one of the little tartan ones from Next that cost nearly fifteen pounds.
Little Percy’s funeral is at five. All welcome to attend.
Please bring your own sausage rolls and alcohol.

jura2 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:17:46

Where does the expression 'Argy Bargy' come from?

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:23:57

Its lemongrove’s club so you’ll have to ask her, sweet pee. I’m only the cleaner smile
Think there are still some staff vacancies, if you want to apply. They’re very good concerning your disabilities if you have any. If anything they positively discriminate in favour of us less fortunate.

gransal Tue 06-Aug-19 14:27:24

I will get off George and raise a sausage roll to percy at five.

GrannyGravy13 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:34:23

I also will remember Percy at 5pm, toast him with a mug of poteen and as gransal has left George on his own run back to be with him!!!🍻💕💕💕💕💕

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:37:51

We’ve decided after consultation on a multi faith celebration of Little Percy’s life. Our neighbour, Rabbi Burns, is officiating so it’s kippas all round. Dear broken Magoo will chant his Oms and Ali from the kebab shop will sing out the call to prayer. Then we’ll barbecue little Percy on a bin lid in the back yard. Magoo has always been a bit of an eco warrior, so waste not want not. Little Percy is being recycled into a small stew and I’m making a new costume for Grannygravy13 out of his pelt.
If George is up to it, make him stand to attention when Magoo plays the last post on his trumpet. I’m sure he can manage that in your capable hands gransal smile

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:42:53

Sorry , I addressed that to the wrong trollop. It was meant for you GG13 x

lemongrove Tue 06-Aug-19 15:04:27

An argy bargy is a bit of a fracas jura2 ( heated arguments)
Which frequently take place here as we fight over Thor and Trev the barmen, the Admiral and the Captain, valued customers and (for their age) hotties, when their ship is in port.😁

lemongrove Tue 06-Aug-19 15:07:05

So sorry to hear about little Percy, but I have to ask, was he stolen from here a few months ago? We used to have many ferrets and we seem to be down to three now.
They started vanishing round about the time that Soop came a visiting, she made a lot of rather nice meat pies just after, our clients went mad for them with ketchup.

lemongrove Tue 06-Aug-19 15:10:19

What shall we wear for the party, ahem I mean funeral?
Am in my glitter fur hot pants today with silver mesh cold shoulder top and matching boots, is that ok?

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 16:41:00

Ah lemon your funeral attire sounds perfect as alas the sad hour approaches. Funnily enough Little Percy was found by Magoo on one of his late night lone walks. He often lingers around doorways and back alleys in his smalls, sorry meant to type in the small hours looking for strays. And lo and behold he came home with Little Percy one stormy night. How fitting poor Little Percy died near the Argy if most of his former life had been spent there.
Strangely enough Satan, Magoo’s beloved chihuahua also was a rescue. Magoo was still out after a restless sleepless night and liberated Satan from a Range Rover parked outside our local Wetherspoons. Magoo modestly told me how on that blisteringly hot January morning he had been forced to take action on seeing Satan’s little sad face looking through the window. Plus of course the Mulberry handbag and the HP Chromebook on the back seat had the scent of home, so Magoo brought those for little Satan too. Not sure about another pet now as Magoo is still devastated after seeing the picture of that big guinea pig thing I showed him earlier.

Merseybelle2 Tue 06-Aug-19 16:45:26

Meant to say.

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