Oh for goodness sake Big Jim get a move on. I just heard marydoll saying she’s going to have her babies in the cellar and we haven’t done any of the tidying lemon thinks we’re doing. I blame soop. She wore you out so much with the okey pokey (?) and the conga that you were useless for anything else.
Now get sweeping that corner over there and make up a nice bed. Next we need to organise some cribs. I recon we might need 30 by the time marydoll finally gets round to giving birth!
sticky labels on apples - remove before washing!
Water Pollution -“ A National Disgrace”? A case for renationalisation?