And just when I was thinking about 'bending backwards over the hostess trolly'

Eh? Sorry - you’ve lost me!

Don't do it, Cherrytree you'll only end up with your shoulders in the broccoli.

(That is if you are bending backwards)

I’m confused it doesn’t take much though

You’ve been reading that “sex toy” thread haven’t you Cherrytree . I haven’t laughed so much for a long time .

Moi?

Picturing Mr and Mrs Pnoenix in their bri-nylon nightwear with the sparks flying (quite literally I would imagine)

Bugger! My (hopefully) witty reply has now been lost!

“Let’s do it, lets do it tonight”

youtu.be/fFI5Jl_IqsE

I know ....it’s gone ! You are very witty Mrs P a brilliant response though .

Did anyone happen to get that link address ?

Yay! gillybob You saw it before it was consigned to the pit of hell that is deleted posts!

Thank you gillybob (bows emoticon, with a hat flourish)

Spiralized broccoli of course Phoenix

Oh yes I saw it Phoenix you gave me my first good laugh for ages !

I think I had a baby doll nightie back in the 70’s that sounded very similar to Mr P’s .

Bugger I missed it!

I had a baby doll just after dh and I got married - dh quite liked it!

Was the 'Womans Weekly' involved?

I remember reading the problem column in my grandmas Woman’s weekly In the 1970’s (what was the woman called again?) They could be quite racy sometimes and I was only about 10-12 . My grandma used to say I’ve put the WW on your bed cos I know you like to read The Robins . If only she knew .

Where is this thread you’re all giggling about? With the deleted post.

I’m missing out here!

It was deleted Urmstongran . It’s heading was something like “where do you buy your sex toys” (with a very obvious link) and the replies were VERY funny . Sorry you missed it .

I hadn't realised someone had mentioned The Ballad of Barry and Freda before. I'd quoted a verse and link to Victoria Wood first rendition of it.

I laugh as much about Barry's replies to Freda.?

Mr P has asked me to make it very clear that he does not now, or has never in the past, possessed or worn any garment made from bri nylon, and especially not one that might fall into the category of " baby doll".

Also any allegations that he might own, possess or wear any garments even remotely connected to Star Trek (be they pyjamas or "leisure wear") must be regarded as unfounded.

(They are unfounded, I keep threatening to buy him some!)

Both of these threads have made me giggle ?