I'd make a big noise until breakfast arrived, purr, play chase with the dog - then spend the day snoozing in various places outside (moving round with the sun, of course).
Around 5 pm, I'd stroll indoors for my mad half hour, climb the stairs repeatedly, claws out, sideways, upside down, whatever - then do my nails on the landing carpet.
I'd show the (really stupid) dog a little affection, then invite it to play (works every time). I'll play the 'hide, then spring out upon you' game, followed by 'you chase me then I'll chase you'.
Time to make a big noise for dinner (show affection to silly old lady, dinner arrives, works every time).
Next, I'll catch the last of the rays on the shed roof before going in to my bed, I'll dig a little hole in that flower bed - for the use of!
2 am, maybe I'll catch a little mouse to release, unharmed, indoors - it does seem to amuse them.