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Doodle Wed 12-May-21 22:56:39

Bar, Tea Room, Spa, AB12 there no end to our talents.
All are welcome to join in our virtual enterprise. 😊

AGAA4 Fri 02-Jul-21 21:03:04

So is Gnasher. His legs are a bit splayed. I knew i shouldn't have left them alone with the poteen.

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 21:00:53

The Admiral is bladdered already, but nothing new there eh?

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 20:59:42

Lord L will be charmed I’m sure, he’s behind the bar helping himself to a bloody Mary.....and she doesn’t look too happy about it😱

ixion Fri 02-Jul-21 20:59:19

Yup, I've lobbed the bladderwrack into the poteen.
Ready when you are.
Bu**er. Forgot me knickers😱

AGAA4 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:58:40

Tom is going to sing 'Sexbomb' for jet his Delilah.

We can all join in "Sexbomb,sexbomb you're my sexbomb.

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 20:56:55


Yes, AGA, it was definitely Gnasher who made off with lemon’s boots. No-one else.

I saw Thor gazing after Soop when she left yesterday. I’m not sure if he was just stunned by her outfit.........or could it be love?

I never got those boots back and I know exactly who took them!

ixion Fri 02-Jul-21 20:56:44

Anyone got a Burley Shassy frock on tonight?
🎶The moment you walked in the joint,, Boom Boom, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender.
Good lookin', so refined🎶

I should like to dedicate this number to Lord Lemongrove.

Doodle Fri 02-Jul-21 20:55:55

I think Jet was following in your tradition lemon

grandmabatty I’m not sure my body is up for the full Monty.
Last time I did the can can I got my leg stuck in mid air and Jet had to help me get it down again.

ixion have you got your cancan costume ready?

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 20:53:30


In the spa! Shh. No-one must know. I’ll have him all to myself. I knew he was smitten with my sunshine yellow drawers.

Mine actually!

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 20:51:53


Cancan. Haha.

Wow, he looks good tonight. The llamas were wonderful doodle. Now for Sir Tom.

My little pants are ready to throw. And my big ones.

It’s ‘Not Unusual’ for jet to discard her bloomers.😄

AGAA4 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:47:36

Jet loved the can can. I will give it a go but this dress is very tight. May be more of a can't can't.

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 20:46:16


Oh no AGA. I’d was wearing a pair of lemon’s old bloomers from under the bar. I was keeping mine fresh for Tom.
I hope they didn’t have her name in. 😱

They didn’t have my name in and jet threw the wrong ones.
All’s fair in love and war as they say...
Karaoke time! This one is for you grandmajet as I know the Admiral used to croon it to you......
Weeeee come in on the sloop John B, me grandfather an’ meee, arounnnd Nassau town we do roaaaaam, drinkin’ all night, got into a fiiight, oh ah feel so lonesome, ah wanna go home, so hoist up the John B sails, see how the mainsail sets, call for the Captain ashore, let me go home...oh
Lemme go hooome, Ah wanna go hooooome, Ah feel so broke up ah jus’ wanna go home......⚓️

Grandmabatty Fri 02-Jul-21 20:44:45

Are we going The Full Monty? Because I'll need a bigger hat

Doodle Fri 02-Jul-21 20:43:22

Yup me brook I thought we’d get out the old costumes and give a rousing performance for Jet . I’ll try not to get my leg stuck this time blush

Doodle Fri 02-Jul-21 20:42:23

Ok lemon I’m with you line them up Thor (psst make lemon’s doubles otherwise I can’t keep up with her)

🎶 You can keep your hat 🎩 on… sing along girls

brook2704 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:40:26

Anyone up for a CanCan?

brook2704 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:39:50

Oooh Sir Tom’s just got up on stage .. he’s going to dedicate a special song to Jet
You can keep your hat on ..

Grandmabatty Fri 02-Jul-21 20:38:44

Doodle I can't feel my feet either but I am diabetic 😊 Could be the leatherette tight winkle pickers though

AGAA4 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:37:19

Firemen will do and they can hose down ixion as well as supporting the rest of us . The poteen is very strong tonight.

AGAA4 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:33:36

That numb feeling will reach all parts eventually. We need some strong men to hold us up.

ixion Fri 02-Jul-21 20:32:45

Are those hunky firemen coming, by any chance?
My bladderwrack is drying out.

lemongrove Fri 02-Jul-21 20:32:19

I am wearing a lovely silver number with pink pom poms all down the front ( they don’t call her Madame Pom Pom for nothing!) Too hot for stockings so have had my legs tanned, but unfortunately only did them to the knees and my dress is four inches higher.Underneath I am wearing my yellow bloomers, you remember, the ones that grandmajet stole when I was otherwise engaged on a mercy mission to the cellar? I managed to get them back when she threw them at Tom Jones.
Poteen all round? Let’s line ‘em up in the bar and have a drinking contest, one...two...threeeee GO!

Doodle Fri 02-Jul-21 20:28:59

Not to worry AGA it’s all in a good cause. By the way I think your poteen brew for tonight is top notch. I’ve only had one sip and I can’t feel my feet already 😊

AGAA4 Fri 02-Jul-21 20:24:17

Thanks doodle. Sorry about the spiky heels. I'll put my shoes back on.

Doodle Fri 02-Jul-21 20:21:55

If you stomp on my toes I can make soprano AGA
🎶 Once, twice (ouch) three times a lady…

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