Made me lol radicalnan. Off thread but want a laugh, try on YouTube Derek and Clive Live, The Durex Derby. It's Pete and Did, tanked up after the pub, very, very rude but absolutely hilarious. Had my DSiL and I weeping with laughter over Christmas.
On thread, my DFiL had an irritating dry cough that appeared just before bedtime. Drove my DMiL crazy. One time they were staying with us, we had recorded some radio show with a skit of the Brontes hacking away in their freezing parsonage. We played it at full volume outside their bedroom door. Luckily they had a sense of humour!