Got out of the shower this morning, opened the curtains in time to see my neighbour's dog squeeze through my fence and take a crap on my lawn, my neighbour then opened the gate to let the dog back out but didn't pick up the mess. I couldn't run outside (only had a towel wrapped round me) so opened the window and shouted to her, she either didn't hear me or ignored me. When I went out I picked up the mess, put it in a plastic bag and as I was passing her house threw it into her garden!!
Brussels police ordered to attend a right wing conference attended by Braverman and Farage