And on Mumsnet
If you are a grandparent with IT issued, press 14 but I still don't work for Microsoft / Apple / in the IT field
If you are a grandparent that wants to moan about the other grandparent press 15 but have heard it all before
If you are a grandparent that wants to dictate how your daughter spends her own money (but will accept no criticism for how you spend your money) press 16 but don't expect a call back
If you are a grandparent that wants to say how easy the youth of today have it and how it was so much harder in your day and that you don't know the day you are born, please replace the handset and speak to Grandad.