Come in, come in Iam ( are you a vampire who needs to be invited in?)?
Your doggies are most welcome, we allow anything here, we used to have ferrets running riot at one time.Now we have Jason the alsation ( and his many fleas) and Meno’s ginger wig, which sits on the bar and customers think is a cat.
They keep trying to give it crisps.
All new customers welcome, btw the house rules are:
There is an honesty box on one end of the bar, when nobody is around to serve you, help yourself and put some money in the box, usual rules apply, no Irish sixpences, bent
Coppers ( they will be round here later) or buttons please!
On the other end of the bar is the swear box, usually full if Meno ( or me) are around.
The coffee machine does work, but you have to give it a shove first ( a bit like Big Jim our handyman.)