Have you ever had a Michael Crawford moment
Yesterday I had to run for the bus I was lucky he waited for me I thankfully jumped on It was standing room only and there was only two of us standing. I got my purse out to put my bus pass away and at that moment the bus gave a jerk and I started to go into a slow motion free fall it was a kind of step, lurch , step lurch motion Now the whole bus appeared to be made up of some very old people with wheely walkers and shopping trollies and a group of people with learning difficulties on a trip out and as I started lurching the whole bus went ‘ohhhhh’ very loudly and in perfect unison, on about the fourth lurch I managed to grab a pole and all the bus went ‘Ahhhh’ I tried to regain my dignity and look like I d meant it to happen when a very loud Cockney voice said ‘ Never fiddle with your purse when the bus is going’ ...Thanks Missus
Over to you
Angela Rayner lashes out and calls Sunak “pint sized loser”.
Well Labour’s “patriotism” didn’t last very long, did it? 🇬🇧