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kittylester Thu 21-Feb-19 17:39:04

Out for lunch with DD2 and her daughters aged 7 and 5.

7 year old: I need the loo.
DD: Come on then we'll all go.

Inside the toilets

5 year old: I've finished.
7 year old inside a cubicle: I can't go.
DD: Well, try a bit more.
5 year old: It's ok, I just heard a plop.
7 year old: Well, that wasn't me.

Disembodied older person's voice: That was me!

MissAdventure Thu 21-Feb-19 17:42:55

grin
Brilliant!

sodapop Thu 21-Feb-19 17:43:35

That's funny kitty I can just imagine that conversation.grin

Squiffy Thu 21-Feb-19 17:45:25

Love it! ?

aggie Thu 21-Feb-19 17:46:00

That is priceless grin

eilyann Thu 21-Feb-19 17:52:11

Best laugh in ages!grin grin

GrannyGravy13 Thu 21-Feb-19 18:00:57

You can always rely on a grandchild to embarrass you or a complete stranger ???

Urmstongran Thu 21-Feb-19 18:10:05

That really made me giggle kittylester.
I bet you were helpless too!
That poor woman .... I wouldn’t have come out till you’d all gone ?

MissAdventure Thu 21-Feb-19 18:11:35

The phantom plopper was a good sport to confess. smile

nanaK54 Thu 21-Feb-19 18:11:41

grin

EllanVannin Thu 21-Feb-19 18:12:02

That was so funny. Just like kids.

allsortsofbags Thu 21-Feb-19 18:15:54

grin this really made me laugh out loud then DH laughed out loud too when I read it out to him.

Thank you for posting this.

PECS Thu 21-Feb-19 18:18:06

gringringrin 8kittylester8 thanks for the laugh!

POGS Thu 21-Feb-19 20:02:10

smile

And well done the ' Disembodied older person. ' for showing the children how humour works.

grannyqueenie Thu 21-Feb-19 20:11:44

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Jalima1108 Thu 21-Feb-19 20:15:55

Best laugh today!!

grin

Tangerine Thu 21-Feb-19 23:24:11

Hilarious!

Emma49 Thu 21-Feb-19 23:45:47

Brilliant

ninathenana Thu 21-Feb-19 23:55:39

gringrin

I wouldn't have confessed

kittylester Fri 22-Feb-19 06:14:34

Nor me, nina. grin

annep1 Fri 22-Feb-19 07:41:27

lol

Marydoll Fri 22-Feb-19 08:20:46

My husband and I loved it, especially as presently our wee granddaughter is committed to describing all the intimate details of her visits to the toilet. grin

harrigran Fri 22-Feb-19 10:33:13

Love it, my GDs were always more entertaining than the film or show we went to see grin

Luckygirl Fri 22-Feb-19 13:10:28

Brilliant! I can remember going into a loo with two little girls once and someone in the next cubicle was making what they called "motorbike noises" - it went on and on. The girls were helpless with laughter - and their Mum smile

grannyactivist Fri 22-Feb-19 13:13:15

Great anecdote Kitty - you can dine out on that story for a good six months I reckon. Priceless. grin