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Oh Elizabeth, how handy! I would really love a quarter of liquorice torpedoes. (Perhaps you are too young for quarters if so make it 100gms)! ?

Great idea, I think your business would really take off if it had a side line in hairdressing and waxing.....

I'd like a quarter of midget gems please.

A quarter of sherbet lemons and a quarter of sweet peanuts please

Ooooh, sherbert dib-dabs. My mouth's watering at the thought of that fizzy powder.

A big bag of cheese and onion crisps and a bottle of dry white wine, for me please.
My partner will have a box of Hotel Chocolate chocs and a bottle of Merlot.
Our cats will have gently poached chicken breasts.
Thank you, we can’t wait for it all to arrive .... ?????

Any chocolate concrete?I could buy some and smuggle it into the pocket of my regulation navy blue knickers to eat during double maths this arvers.

Self Raising flour for me please, it seems everyone in SE Essex has decided to become home bakers and there is none to be had for love, money or even in exchange for a couple of toilet rolls!!

5 kilos of chocolate please and some indigestion tablets. Thanks

A big bar of dark chocolates with fruit and nuts please. Oh and a Magnum to eat immediately!

Magic plain chocolate covered caramels which won't damage my teeth please.

All the latest books to keep me occupied

Please can I have some blackjacks and fruit salad chews, oh and a large g + t , thank you ?

Could I have some suet or dumpling mix please, making a stew and it really needs dumplings.

Hi Elizabeth1 what a great idea!
Could I have a bag of salted cashew nuts (failing that, peanuts).
Himself forgot to buy them yesterday and as they are non essential without your shop I’d have to wait until next Thursday!

A daily supply of custard slices please. I'm even dreaming/drooling about them. Failing that some fresh cream chocolate eclairs. Those who are shopping for me say the in store bakery has closed and keeping bringing me Mr Kipling's cakes, which are not, tastewise, worth the calories the calories therein.

? Are your sweet peanuts the ones with actual crushed peanuts in them? If so, I’ll take 200grams please. The only ones I have been able to find recently (not very recently!) have crushed wafers and they’re naff. Oh and I’ll have 100grams of ginger creams. Thankyou. Mmmmm ?

May I have 4 liquorice sticks please

Oh, let me think .... some Kettle cheese and onion crisps, preferably a family size bag and some garlic olives; then a large block of dark chocolate with hazelnuts. I can't eat those crisps and olives unless I have wine, so can I also have a bottle of either a Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc or a Shiraz, I'm not fussy, either will do! ???

Could you get me a baby elephant? I think I have more than enough herbage around here to feed it and it could sleep in my room.

A jar of chipotle , some chilli flakes and curry powder please .
All out of stock yesterday when I did a big supermarket shop.
Not intending to go again for a very long time and I will miss these
Thank you ?

Good morning all the virtual shop is now open what would you like today. There’s no elephants left I’m so sorry

Good morning.
I would like a large box of stem ginger covered in dark chocolate and for this evening, cashew nuts and some large “hand cooked” (that always makes me smile) crisps and chive and onion dip.
I won’t be sharing that by the way.
To whom do we send the payment or is it all free “on the government”?

annesixtyand everyone remember this shop is virtual no real money will exchange hands just use your imagination and enjoy the moment of thought

Short grain rice to make a rice pudding for me please. We’ve looked everywhere for it.