New Covid 19 rules

Thank heaven you have summed it up for me - now I get it!

Haha Willow ? very good....but you know what?It actually sounds like a very good plan to keep the R number down....get this idea off to the SAGE committee right away!

Ah but wearing a sombrero will surely cause howls of outrage from the ‘cultural appropriation’ brigade so be careful there !

Look what happened to that rugby team in Exeter!

Otherwise I love the rules. According to them I can go wherever I like on any day so no change for me!

I will bin my red trousers and glasses which will give me more going out opportunities?( the lady up the tree could be me....especially if I run out of gin.)

Don’t tell anyone, I’ve been out this morning ?

Willow love this ,however you left out those with a cat but only if it’s ginger!!

Absolutely brilliant Willow10...but I'm exempt from all these rules because I have green wellies and a cottage garden....and an odd house number..??

I am also exempt as being a Barmeyoldbat I don't understand the first set of rules and certainly not anything else, except of course the gin and the singing up a tree. Haven't got a tree in our garden can I use a ladder?

Megs36, to remain on a level playing field in this climate my 3 cats are each black and white so as not to cause any ill feeling.

Sorry, didn't mean to miss out our lovely cats. They of course are exempt from all rules, as is normal. Of course we could always follow government advice and just use our common sense. (Can you get that on Amazon does anyone know? I do like to stockpile just in case). Also, if you feel like lashing out in supermarkets when annoying people get too close, please remember to observe social distancing at all times. Long baguettes are available from bakery, but do tend to break on the first whack. Spaghetti from world foods might be better. Wholewheat of course.

Sorry * Ellan* try L ,Oreal , ( spelling?) Dark Auburn,, worked for me for years, yet to try it on our mog!!!