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Female Orgasm Day

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Marmight Sat 08-Aug-20 10:52:26

Who decides on these ‘Days’ shock
According to a piece in today’s Times it’s Female Orgasm Day. The journalist writes ‘I shall go around saying ‘ I threw a party for FOD. - Nobody came!’’ boom boom
There’s a National Lost Sock Day (May 9) & a National Ballpoint Day (10 June)
Any more ideas to add anyone?

Poppyred Sat 08-Aug-20 10:59:44

Oh ffs!!

Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Aug-20 11:00:43

Should I send a card?

Pantglas2 Sat 08-Aug-20 11:24:51

Can’t stop.....just off to demand my conjugals🤪

Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Aug-20 11:28:44

DH just asked me if there was going to be cake, if there isn’t, then sorry but it’s too darn hot and he’ll be a no show.

Illte Sat 08-Aug-20 11:55:48

I've already celebrated 😬

lemongrove Sat 08-Aug-20 11:57:36

Presumably it’s bored journalists who make up these days....or comedians.😁

lemongrove Sat 08-Aug-20 11:58:31

Hope the Grandads on GN don’t feel too put out.😉

Illte Sat 08-Aug-20 12:02:16

Oh dear. I darent type my response to that.
Think okey kokey😱

lemongrove Sat 08-Aug-20 12:06:53

‘ A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle’ Illte 😄

TrendyNannie6 Sat 08-Aug-20 12:08:53

😂😂😂well I never, who decides on these days, but today is international Cat day

Illte Sat 08-Aug-20 12:09:11

Absolutely. It doesn't always take two to tango🙂

biba70 Sat 08-Aug-20 12:10:15

Enjoy smile

lemongrove Sat 08-Aug-20 12:36:44

I would prefer to enjoy a slice of cake, a cuppa and a good book today...far too hot for any hanky panky.

Lisagran Sat 08-Aug-20 12:39:23

What’s the book, lemongrove? Fifty shades......

Luckygirl Sat 08-Aug-20 13:15:02

Oh come on! grin

eazybee Sat 08-Aug-20 13:19:23

I once taught a girl who persuaded the boys in the class it was National Bunches Day, and they, mostly , spent the day with their hair scraped into bunches, 'for charity.'
She is now, I believe, a very senior executive in a very male dominated business.

lemongrove Sat 08-Aug-20 13:23:10

That’s great eazybee 🤣

Lisa ...Of course not, but it was written by a Trollop (e) now you potter off and check your jugs.😜

grumppa Sat 08-Aug-20 13:38:24

I shall say nothing about being up for the challenge.

Spangler Sat 08-Aug-20 14:02:53

TrendyNannie6

😂😂😂well I never, who decides on these days, but today is international Cat day

Female orgasm day? You know what proves, don't you?

That women can moan, even when they are happy.

Lona Sat 08-Aug-20 14:18:20

Spangler 🤣

Millie22 Sat 08-Aug-20 14:26:20

Really? It's a warm day so only if its in the garden!

Grandad1943 Sat 08-Aug-20 14:34:00

lemongrove

Hope the Grandads on GN don’t feel too put out.😉

No not at all lenongrove. Many women have an orgasm just looking at me. 🤭😃😂🤣

Elegran Sat 08-Aug-20 14:43:44

It's a great day for the old crocks race - a rally once a year and they have to be started by hand.

Only once a year, and TODAY'S THE DAY!

Puzzler61 Sat 08-Aug-20 14:54:09

I’ve heard men can get frisky too when the weather is hot - Spangler and Grandad , you’re on fine form 😀