Evening all,and good wishes.
The following will all be banned, once sensible people rule the world!
Scratchy labels on clothes
Washing instruction labels that fade so that you can't read them
Packets of bacon, ham and other sliced meats with the word "peel here" in the corner when it damn well doesn't
The word "simply" when used to describe things that are actually far from "simple"
Showers in hotel rooms that require either:
A) A degree in engineering to operate them
B) A masochistic desire to be drenched in either freezing or scalding water
C) Inbuilt psychic ability to control them
Over to you!
Canary Islanders tell Brits to go home.