Omits01 Sat 31-Oct-20 11:48:26
Is it dangerous to be a Grandad on this forum?
Another male, we are definitely a threatened species, let me explain:
Welcome to our forum,
we hope you enjoy your stay.
And please feel free to be yourself
as long as it's the way we say.
Make sure that, you know your place'
not too much, or we'll tear you down.
we'll bully you for smiling
and wonder why you frown.
We'll tell you that your worthless
and if that doesn't confound
we will cry a load of crocodile tears
As you're buried in the ground.
Your politics can be with anyone
As long as it's who we choose,
And we'll let you have your opinions
If you shape them to our views.
Welcome to our forum,
we promise that we won't deceive
And one more rule now that you're here,
There's no way you can leave.