Hello!
Were you are weird child?
(Come on - you were, weren't you? )
What strange hobbies and pastimes did you have?
Off the top of my head, there was the ubiquitous creation of 'perfume'.
Aka fetid brown stink-water with dead flowers in it.
Mine had a 'twist' - I liked to cover it in kitchen foil and bury it in the garden.
I became very good at creating pictures with a typewriter. I also enjoyed typing up make-believe school registers.
I went through a phase of wrapping household objects with clingfilm, like a miniature Cristo.
And let's not forget - hurling yourself down the stairs with gay abandon, and nairy a thought for Health & Safety.
What were your odd childhood hobbies?
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