A full new milk bottle broke just as I was taking it from the fridge. I didn’t drop it - it literally broke in my hand.
Milk all over the inside of the fridge, over the fridge door, all over the kitchen floor and under the fridge, all over the door to the dining room and the edge of the dining room carpet.
And all down my top and trousers.
Plus all the broken glass of course.
At least my hand wasn’t cut, but how it escaped I don’t know. I’ve never known such a thing happen - has anyone else?
I’ve done a basic clean up with Flash and about a mile of kitchen roll, but will need to give everything a thorough wash tomorrow morning, before it starts stinking.
Can’t face it tonight.
Another week, another Tory MP sex scandal!
What Would You Do in this Position?