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Could apply to any English speaking nation?

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nanna8 Thu 01-Dec-22 04:52:18

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Australians.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Australians.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Australians.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

denbylover Thu 01-Dec-22 06:10:29

😁😆 Good one nana8, same here across the ditch. You just might be right!

AussieGran59 Thu 01-Dec-22 08:30:24

So true!

Mollygo Thu 01-Dec-22 09:03:18

🤣🤣
Could well be!
It’s like the “Coffee is bad for you” one week and “At least one coffee a day is good for you” the next week.

halfpint1 Thu 01-Dec-22 09:47:43

So funny and so true

Callistemon21 Thu 01-Dec-22 09:50:33

😂😂😂