sure I will liven up when my dance partner Rufus turns up to do his stuff
Nan; I've been looking everywhere for you. Now I'm not sure which Party you've got tickets for; Christmas is almost gone, so perhaps we'll go to the virtual New Year's one instead, if that's OK with you? Your purple velvet dress ( is it a floor length gown, or a just above the knees job)? If it's the former, you won't be up for the Boogie Woogie, unless you bring a change of kit in a hold-all. But be warned that OH&S have placed a 50kg safety limit on me twirling anyone around my shoulders, although I'm sure you'll pass that test with flying colours.
So long as you don't turn up like some of my partners of days gone by, looking like a grounded hot-air balloon! I'm quite sure you'll "Wow" them all as "Belle of the Ball Party. but nobody will be looking at me in my Michael Portillo look-alike outfit of claret bow tie, lime-green shirt, fluoro yellow jacket and hot-pink slacks. Oh! and my blue suede shoes! Just as well perhaps otherwise I might be mistaken for one of "them" You say you've got a leave pass from DH; has it got a use-by date and will he be OK if I bring you home late, after midnight, say!?
I'd hate to be the "meat in the sandwich" in a stoush between a lovely lady and a jealous DH
Some of the others are travelling by bus, which is rather "working class", but you deserve something much better. Discuss that later!