Cinderella - The Gransnet Panto!

Hasn't this panto brought out the hidden talents of so many poetic grans! Nice work, OGM

The panto's over and what a blast!
Amazing script, terrific cast.
Hang on, the panto season's over?
Stop those girls 'er they reach Dover.
How's about another go?
Same cast, same script another show.
You've left us wanting so much more,
So how about it, take the floor.
Pompa missed it what a shame,
He'd make a wonderful panto dame.
And super with legs that reach the skies
(plenty of practise, hospital wise!)
Now Baggy she must play a part,
Cinderella with lots of heart,
She'd tell Prince Charming where to go
She'd make the costumes too, you know.
What about Biker, her steed of iron
She'd whisk him off, the shoe to try-on.

Visitors expected... just as well! Nothing like Carol's amazing rap! xx

And I, Belle of St Trinians, took one look at the prince and realised, like Cindy, that I could do better, so I flashed my - er - assets at the entrepreneur who organised the whole ball (Princely balls are a major franchise and he's the boss man of the lot) and now he's my pathway into the ranks of the rich and shameless - well, as soon as I've finished my A levels anyway....

I did hear that Princy pranced off with Cinder's Dad, and is going to replace wicked stepmother chez Cindy. The ugly sisters have joined an order of nuns - the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (check out the Sidney Mardi Gras for their story) They'll have a double triple fit when they realise what the sisters stand for, but that's another story. I'd like to be a fly on the convent wall, but my imagination will have to suffice.

Ooooooo, but it's a long bike ride back to school....I guess I'll have to behave myself till my nether region get less numb.

Here's to the future - may we all have a ball!!!!

Yes Carol it did get a bit confusing but we didn't argue when Cinders decided she preferred the coachman and headed off into the sunset with him - the prince didn't deserve her cos he was a real wimp! Loved the rap!!

Aaah! Now I understand - that was the wackiest Cinderella story I've ever seen x

'Slipper? Wot slipper? You don't think I leave my Jimmy Choos around all over the place do you?'

Aww! I missed it. When I got home my laptop was full of dire warnings about what would happen if I didn't immediately update my malware software and run a full virus check. By the time I'd done all that and opened all my mail and email, you'd all pushed off to the pub! Sounds as of you had a lot of fun. Cheers! have one on me.

When did the prince come and fit the lost slipper on Cinders' foot? I missed everything after she went to the ball....................

I fell asleep and have just woken
The cast have left and have not spoken.

Bye Oxon you did a grand job. We couldn't have coped without you. Straight home and straight to bed ?

Bye.

....Shomebody carry me home.....................................................

Check the context Oxon - bet you haven't been this shloshed for years. Drink renders us immature and irresponsible therefore shilly girlies!! (but just for a little while)
Sending tiddly hugs to all party-cipants!! NO party c pants! NO par tea sip ants!
Everyone who took part!

Here'sh to the women....haven't been a girl for yearshhh...hic

My these G&T's are tasty. Each one better than the last! D'you know, girls, on reflection, we done good but what about those wimps of men?
Buttons turned out fairly feckless, Baron Hardup was a big dissie and the Prince was more Cheesey than Charming. Here's to the girls!

Mine's a G&T! Kids all partying so I've got a minute.

Hope so. Looking forward to a chummy chat with Carla!

Oh wow - are those cancan dancers gonna be down the pub too?

OK. On my way. Just what I need anyway. Blimmin' tax forms.

Down the pub Baggy!

oh.

Is there an evening performance?

Right! I've done my tax return. Can I join in? The dancing bits can't be over.

Everybody Brava.
(peeking from behind the curtain, since no dress....)
Find me a cloak, someone, and I'll walk home with the Horse and the Cat....
- and get dressed and join you at the pub!!

brava brava

Wow - that's done then. Down the pub, girls? Is there an evening performance?