The stage is set for the dress rehearsal of our Panto. The fire curtain has been tested (essential with real welsh fire breathing dragons). The audience is settled -- are you ?
So ...
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN, I HAVE GREAT PLEASURE IN PRESENTING OUR 2016 PANTO. IF FIND THE TITLE CONFUSING, YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTTING YET !
Enter stg lft -- principle boy
Enter stg rht -- Welsh Dragon
Probably !
Drum roll --- curtains open
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic