Tell me a story....

Lured him to her chateau and took

became a series of powerful alcoholic burps

Swigged from the prosecco bottle, lovely chilled bubbles before saying;

'They basically went off to the Youth festival on the mainland, leaving us old birds to ourselves!!'...sobs wrecked Chewy's attempt to swig more delicious bubbles...

"Do you happen to know where those lovely, young, handsome, semi nekkied Venetians might have gone to?" Chewy went green again and promptly.......

Singing loudly Happy Birthday, Sparkly accepted glass of prosecco from MaryDoll and enjoyed before asking Chewy....

MDoll was too sick to thank everyone for their good wishes Actually, she was too busy trying to open another bottle of Prosecco

Sang Happy Birthday to MaryDoll and signed chewbacca and Marydoll's sick bags

Chewbacca and Marydoll were very pukey. For 3 whole days. Whilst they were green and sickly, the other Gransnetters......

I think I'm gonna be sick!

(I prefer Sicily to Venice)

horrible, the recipe was changed back to walnuts and dark chocolate cake with a shiny coating, which Chewy and MD devoured before saying.....

Smooth not crunchy as the latter is

Stale hobnobs and peanut butter

which was now being messily concocted from

Of candles for *MDoll's birthday Cake

but how many- That is the question??

I will need time to think of a suitable reply. Too much Vino della Venezia. Oh it always goes back to the Venetians -

... went to the cupboard; reached up and took out a packet of........

Mdoll was mad. Those crispy bits were her favourite so she decided to seek revenge, she...

Chewbacca ate all of a whole pizza including those crispy bits that the others carefully left behind and thought again why that dratted bikini seemed to have shrunk since she last wore it.

ordered a pizza delivery for everyone present

pulled out their mobile phones and...

it certainly would Marydoll, it certainly would

So she hoiked up her enormous chest and shoehorned her many wobbly bits into the skimpy bikini. The Venetians were like.. and then they.......

Wear my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini...or maybe not.....it may be overwhelming for the Venetians....

How can I sideline these scrumptious young men away from the rest of the gang? I know! I'll go for a swim and......

Flippin' heck! she heard herself exclaim

"Help us?" "Oh yes please!!!" they all said enthusiastically in unison, apart from Chewey, who was dumbstruck at the prospect of what was to come ...Or so she thought...