any of you guys play a bit of that club penguin?

.....very loosely Jalima, please leave the stage!

Tbh if you have young DGC then Club Penguin is brilliant, as is Binweevils.

I'miss not very good at telling jokes because I can never remember them, but one I could remember is why don't polar bears eat penguins etc. So one day when I was teaching a class of adult English learners in Switzerland I thought I'd add a little light relief and tell them my one and only joke - but of course then I had to go into an explanation of penguin biscuits.... Talk about lead balloon ?

Yes!! It was polar bears not elephants, but I couldn't remember the joke so I googled it and it said elephants

Exit stage left

How does a penguin build his house?

Igloos it together.

Should I leave now?

whispers from stage left - 'that was a good one Chewbacca!' lol

We could form a double act Jalima !

Q. what does a penguin wear in the rain?

A. His Mackerel

When you all exit stage left,(or right)will you be pursued by a bear?

No of course not Roses! Penguins maybe. Bears most certainly not!

Why don't you see penguins in Greater Britain?

They're afraid of Wales.

Boom Boom...as Basil Brush used to say Chewy

Q: What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
A: Really lost

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: To go with the floe!

Where do penguins go to the movies?

The Dive-Ins

Jamila

What do penguins wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

I love playing club penguin

Good. Now why not get back to it?