The best limericks are funny and clever Are found among shamrocks, not heather, But the Irish are humerous Their virtues are numerous and they certainly like a good blether.
I once saw a bright pink flamingo With a haircut reminiscent of Ringo Not a short back and sides A cut with a fringe to the eyes, And the voice of Placido Domingo
Storm Freya has left its calling card It has hit many people quite hard I'm scared for my chimney It'll fall down and hit me! Thus hurting one great limerick bard!!
Talking of bards whom is your choice? There are many to whom we give voice Hughes, Betjeman and Larkin, It's Burns to whom I hearken I'm often quite partial to James Joyce.
A fluffy pink elephant just flew by Now a huge flock of penguins is filling the sky The sun is certainly blinding Is the Duke of E hiding? No, he’s out shooting game, the bad guy!