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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

Jangran99 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:35:19

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope
Are we on climate’s slippery slope?

callgirl1 Fri 28-Jun-19 23:36:38

45 degrees! I know I`d not cope
Are we on climate`s slippery slope?
I`ve worn out my fan

crazyH Fri 28-Jun-19 23:43:48

45 degrees! I know I`d not cope
Are we on climate`s slippery slope?
I`ve worn out my fan
Awaiting the icecream van

BradfordLass72 Sat 29-Jun-19 03:14:36

45 degrees! I know I`d not cope
Are we on climate`s slippery slope?
I`ve worn out my fan
Awaiting the ice cream van
My hols at Scott Base give me hope.

I'm packing a nice furry swimsuit

Juliet27 Sat 29-Jun-19 07:51:24

I'm packing a nice furry swimsuit
The seals will find me so cute

henetha Sat 29-Jun-19 10:26:29

I'm packing a nice furry swimsuit
The seals will find me so cute
With penguins I'll swim

Juliet27 Sat 29-Jun-19 11:41:45

I'm packing a nice furry swimsuit
The seals will find me so cute
With penguins I'll swim
I went out on a limb

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 14:50:09

I'm packing a nice furry swimsuit
The seals will find me so cute
With penguins I'll swim
I went out on a limb
I’ll be cosy, my body’s so hirsute.

Remember the first time you dated

Juliet27 Sat 29-Jun-19 17:38:11

Remember the first time you dated
My mum was so cross I was gated

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 18:54:40

Remember the first time you dated
My mum was so cross I was gated

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 18:55:33

Ooop s
Remember the first time you dated
My mum was so cross I was gated
I couldn't let him know

Juliet27 Sat 29-Jun-19 21:32:49

Remember the first time you dated
My mum was so cross I was gated
I couldn't let him know
Why I’d be a no-show

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 21:57:29

Remember the first time you dated
My mum was so cross I was gated
I couldn't let him know
Why I’d be a no-show
My first beau waited and waited.

That wasn't the end of this story

callgirl1 Sat 29-Jun-19 22:13:39

That wasn`t the end of this story
I found out that he voted Tory

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 22:36:03

That wasn`t the end of this story
I found out that he voted Tory

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 22:40:02

Oh no!
That wasn`t the end of this story
I found out that he voted Tory
That wasn't my party

callgirl1 Sat 29-Jun-19 23:16:05

That wasn`t the end of this story
I found out that he voted Tory
That wasn`t my party
Does that make me tarty?

Juliet27 Sun 30-Jun-19 06:27:22

That wasn`t the end of this story
I found out that he voted Tory
That wasn`t my party
Does that make me tarty?
Well it doesn't fill you with glory!

Must now walk the dog while it's cooler.

henetha Sun 30-Jun-19 10:50:34

Must now walk the dog while it's cooler,
After that I'm going to the jeweller

Juliet27 Sun 30-Jun-19 16:01:36

Must now walk the dog while it's cooler,
After that I'm going to the jeweller
My watch needs mending

Jangran99 Sun 30-Jun-19 20:08:47

Must now walk the dog while it's cooler,
After that I'm going to the jeweller
My watch needs mending
My chain's lost the ending

Grannycool52 Sun 30-Jun-19 22:12:19

I measured it with my new ruler.

Then it's off to the pub for a glass

Grannycool52 Sun 30-Jun-19 22:14:49

Then it's off to the pub for a glass
Definitely not that awful old Bass

crazyH Sun 30-Jun-19 22:18:22

Then it's off to the pub for a glass
If I wasn’t a lady , I would rhyme it with a—e