Limericks 8

I dreamt that a walrus had sat on my car
His whiskers were knitted in the shape of a star
He said he had tusk ache

I dreamt that a walrus had sat on my car
His whiskers were knitted in the shape of a star
He said he had tusk ache
And whisky he must take

I dreamt that a walrus had sat on my car
His whiskers were knitted in the shape of a star
He said he had tusk ache
And whisky he must take
So together we went to the nearest bar

These limericks have now taken over my head

These limericks have now taken over my head
Making words rhyme is a stressful dread

These limericks have now taken over my head
Making words rhyme is a stressful dread
I can't think in prose

These limericks have now taken over my head
Making words rhyme is a stressful dread
I can't think in prose
Since rhyming I chose

These limericks have now taken over my head
Making words rhyme is a stressful dread
I can't think in prose
Since rhyming I chose
I'm enjoying being on this thread.

There once was a tame kangaroo

There once was a tame kangaroo
Who brought her young son to the zoo

There once was a tame kangaroo
Who brought her young son to the zoo
They were shocked by the cages

There once was a tame kangaroo
Who brought her young son to the zoo
They were shocked by the cages
And the minimum wages

There once was a tame kangaroo
Who brought her young son to the zoo
They were shocked by the cages
And the minimum wages
And the fact all were fed vindaloo

So they hopped out of there pretty quick

So they hopped out of there pretty quick
Taking with them a lonely Dik-dik

So they hopped out of there pretty quick
Taking with them a lonely Dik-dik
They wandered the city

So they hopped out of there pretty quick
Taking with them a lonely Dik-dik
They wandered the city
While singing a ditty

So they hopped out of there pretty quick
Taking with them a lonely Dik-dik
They wandered the city
While singing a ditty
And trying to pick up a chick

My steam cleaner has no helpful book

My steeam cleaner has no helpful book
If I were you, on the internet I'd look

To Google I go
but my internet's very slow

My steeam cleaner has no helpful book
If I were you, on the internet I'd look
To Google I go
but my internet's very slow
So, the library, there'll be one in a nook.

It's quarter past 10 and I'm still in my jammies

It's quarter past 10 and I'm still in my jammies
Wondering where that old frying pan is

It's quarter past 10 and I'm still in my jammies
Wondering where that old frying pan is
Bacon and eggs

It's quarter past 10 and I'm still in my jammies
Wondering where that old frying pan is
Bacon and eggs
Drink up the dregs

It's quarter past 10 and I'm still in my jammies
Wondering where that old frying pan is
Bacon and eggs
Drink up the dregs
And try hard to avoid the day's whammies

The nettles grow faster than I can dig

The nettles grow faster than I can dig
So I've just come in for a swig

The nettles grow faster than I can dig
So I've just come in for a swig
But the pain in my back