My pots are thriving, nevertheless They’ve lost their labels, so have to guess This veg is long and prickly Is it a cactus? Hmmm..that's tricky I know what it is. A prickle pear. YES
Lots of beans for dinner tonight Caused diners a bit of a fright Cordon bleu was their hope They weren't to know the chef's a dope, His kitchen looked a disgraceful sight