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nanna8 Tue 20-Apr-21 14:07:05

One day Mrs. N. Parker was doing her usual,watching her neighbours from her upstairs bedroom through the net
curtains. She peered at the young couple next door and to her surprise she saw them ....

Dee1012 Fri 07-May-21 09:47:38

Daphne felt something move beside her and when she turned, saw the kangaroo with a hat on.

fairfraise Fri 07-May-21 09:44:36

"But look who's that there? Why it's Robert driving his taxi"
He said, "Hop in the back lady, and off we go!"

biglouis Fri 07-May-21 08:21:30

I would feel soooo guilty. What if there was a fire somewhere and you were needed? Imagine that on social media

Ro60 Fri 07-May-21 01:40:39

Having discovered the car wouldn't start, Boris offered to take her to the station in the fire engine.
" Oh I couldn't possibly accept.... "

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 06-May-21 16:16:58

... "I was meant to be meeting Aunt Dotty off the train for her annual stay with us. I'd hate for her to think we'd forgotten all about her. We must dash ..."

biglouis Thu 06-May-21 15:26:59

There was so much to eat that they all had to lie down and rest because they were so full. Suddenly Daphne remembered something important and jumped up, shouting ...

fairfraise Wed 05-May-21 20:52:31

their hands for Daphne told them to make sure they were not sticky before they picked up any tennis balls.

biglouis Wed 05-May-21 20:34:57

Some veggie samosas which made their hands quite sticky and greasy. So the paper napkins came in useful for wiping

Ro60 Wed 05-May-21 20:21:41

Have a huge picnic on the front lawn of Flora Bucket's.
Deep in the bottom of the deliveroo bag was a seeing kit, some raisins and ...

fairfraise Wed 05-May-21 17:24:00

open the pack and in it we found all sorts of goodies. Daphne rushed down with her paper napkins, festooned with tennis rackets and flamingoes and said...

henetha Wed 05-May-21 16:07:35

Off he went, so we then contemplated eating the lot. The children were all starving hungry and so were we, so we decided to

Ro60 Wed 05-May-21 14:41:06

I can't find Humbledown Hovel so I was wondering if I could leave it with you lot?

biglouis Wed 05-May-21 12:59:09

Just then a delivery guy from Deliveroo (whom no one was expecting) rode up with a back pack full of Chinese food. He beamed. "I hope no one minds but ...

nanna8 Wed 05-May-21 03:42:28

Andre is my fourth cousin twice removed and he was horsing around when we heard the fire truck and then he saw Boris so he thought he’d hang around for some horse d’ oeuvres...

3dognight Wed 05-May-21 03:30:56

Daphne shouted from behind him on the horse-
‘It’s ok I can explain......

Savvy Wed 05-May-21 00:48:11

Andre Agassi was already sitting on a horse in the driveway.

Aldom Tue 04-May-21 14:31:56

Boris grabbed hold of Flora's hand and they all ran down the lane to Daphne's house. But on reaching the entrance to the drive they were astonished to see....

Aldom Wed 28-Apr-21 21:11:12

Just then the sky darkened, lightening flashed. The thunder rumbled and the rain poured down drenching everyone. Run yelled Dick....

fairfraise Wed 28-Apr-21 20:05:46

"She has loads of rackets," said Dick and Dora the children who lived near Nora, "she lets us play there sometimes."

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Apr-21 19:50:47

"She'd love to give you a game, she has a tremendous back hand. Have you brought your racket?" She has the balls.

fairfraise Wed 28-Apr-21 16:37:35

"Are you going to sort out my house?"
Then Flora came along and asked Boris to go to her posher sister Daphne who lived at the end of the road, with a tennis court at the back.

Savvy Wed 28-Apr-21 10:51:18

At this Nora glared at him and hoisted her stocking up and tied them in a knot to her bra straps.

Aldom Wed 28-Apr-21 10:31:49

.... trip up on Nora's stockings....

henetha Wed 28-Apr-21 10:25:55

Walk up the stairs instead. You'll feel safer and the exercise will do you good. But be careful you don't...

nanna8 Wed 28-Apr-21 09:18:04

He might start practicing his backhanders on you because he just can’t help himself. The best thing to do is to ...