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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

Jangran99 Tue 22-Oct-19 17:17:16

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell
They provoked my ire

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 22-Oct-19 20:40:07

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell
They provoked my ire
That something I don't admire

callgirl1 Tue 22-Oct-19 21:01:42

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell
They provoked my ire
That something I don`t admire
It really does not ring my bell.

I once was a slave to fashion

FarNorth Tue 22-Oct-19 21:21:20

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion

BradfordLass72 Tue 22-Oct-19 21:28:01

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion
I crippled me feet

Bellanonna Tue 22-Oct-19 21:32:51

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion
I crippled me feet
My skirts too petite

Jangran99 Tue 22-Oct-19 23:15:40

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion
I crippled me feet
My skirts too petite
And lippie that made me look ashen!

It'll soon be Hallowe'en night

crazyH Tue 22-Oct-19 23:31:46

It'll soon be Hallowe'en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright

callgirl1 Tue 22-Oct-19 23:39:59

It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 00:01:40

`It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on
I wait until the sun has gone

crazyH Wed 23-Oct-19 00:06:34

It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on
With my broomstick, I'll be gone

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 00:30:40

`It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on
I wait until the sun has gone
And look for a neck that I can bite

Next it will be November the 5th

Jangran99 Wed 23-Oct-19 18:32:50

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth

crazyH Wed 23-Oct-19 21:28:00

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth
If only Guy Fawkes knew

Jangran99 Wed 23-Oct-19 21:33:38

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth
If only Guy Fawkes knew
This day he would rue

Juliet27 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:23:08

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth
If only Guy Fawkes knew
This day he would rue
For it meant that his life was dispensed with.

If you were chosen to be an astronaut

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:32:06

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught

Jangran99 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:41:21

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught
But then I'd be weightless

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:45:26

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught
But then I'd be weightless
That wouldn't cause me distress

Quesera Thu 24-Oct-19 14:04:38

WOODMOUSE49

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught
But then I'd be weightless
That wouldn't cause me distress
I’d float around exactly as taught

Quesera Thu 24-Oct-19 14:07:30

Sent too quickly, sorry ...

I’m not keen on the clocks going back

crazyH Thu 24-Oct-19 14:59:09

I'm not keen on the clocks going back
That extra hour in bed makes me slack

WOODMOUSE49 Thu 24-Oct-19 20:13:39

I'm not keen on the clocks going back
That extra hour in bed makes me slack
The mornings are too dark

callgirl1 Thu 24-Oct-19 21:41:47

I`m not keen on the clocks going back
That extra hour in bed makes me slack
The mornings are too dark
Especially when up with the lark,