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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

crazyH Sat 02-Nov-19 00:05:14

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time
Once a year is fine

callgirl1 Sat 02-Nov-19 00:13:29

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They`ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time
Once a year is fine
For my eyes to pop out of their sockets.

A pub near us has a display

crazyH Sat 02-Nov-19 00:20:34

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.

Juliet27 Sat 02-Nov-19 10:14:00

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.
A time for earplugs

henetha Sat 02-Nov-19 11:02:10

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.
A time for earplugs
And comforting dogs

Gemini1789 Sat 02-Nov-19 23:32:46

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.
A time for earplugs
And comforting dogs
It’s a horrible noise I have to say !

I wish I lived by the seaside

callgirl1 Sun 03-Nov-19 00:02:58

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide

crazyH Sun 03-Nov-19 00:13:24

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
The waves rolling in

Bellanonna Sun 03-Nov-19 00:14:29

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
I would run on the sand

Gemini1789 Sun 03-Nov-19 00:17:13

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
I would run on the sand
With my shoes in my hand

BradfordLass72 Sun 03-Nov-19 05:06:09

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
I would run on the sand
With my shoes in my hand
And ask Neptune to give me a ride!

But a plunge in the surf is my preference

Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 07:20:43

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference

Gemini1789 Sun 03-Nov-19 08:33:21

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference
Don’t want to be found

henetha Sun 03-Nov-19 10:23:50

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference
Don’t want to be found
Nor want to be drowned

Gemini1789 Sun 03-Nov-19 10:35:25

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference
Don’t want to be found
Nor want to be drowned
To all lifeguards ... due deference.

An odd name for a place is Nantucket

Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 11:08:09

ooh tempting but...

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 03-Nov-19 14:58:29

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
The final line will be a tempting one

Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 15:49:42

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
Final line should be fun

Jangran99 Sun 03-Nov-19 20:41:47

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
Final line should be fun
But I won't be the one

Quesera Sun 03-Nov-19 21:15:23

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
Final line should be fun
But I won't be the one
Cos I know what rhymes is Pawtucket!

Quesera Sun 03-Nov-19 21:16:23

Whoops again .....

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey

MissAdventure Sun 03-Nov-19 21:20:16

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray

Jangran99 Sun 03-Nov-19 21:32:01

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray
But all that black dust

Quesera Sun 03-Nov-19 21:35:36

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray
But all that black dust
Put paid to her lust